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just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed

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Woop, there it is.

Alcohol is such an accepted “drug” that NOT drinking alcohol is viewed upon as weird.

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@me 😎

People talk about drinking alcohol like it’s an impressive skill. The real skill is to not drink and still have a great time.

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“Boy, I will snatch yo spine.”

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It is a strange thing, how humans like to poison themselves and then enjoy the feeling as their body tries desperately to fight it off.

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Reminder

Rainn Wilson on The Bassoon King, about The Office

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Artsy

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You don’t need a drinking problem to quit drinking

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Happy Birthday to me

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The Office Theme if it were in a Minor Key

Original MIDI found here

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*coughFARCRY5cough*

One of the biggest let downs is when a movie or game has a really cool concept that’s just, plain executed poorly.

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The Office (2005–2013)

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The actors of The Office are paid to pretend to work, just like a real office.