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Trump’s unidentified secret police force was not prepared to meet this guy.
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What if I wanna start the day cumming inside you huh? What then? Huh???
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It’s absolutely insane!
Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:
a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable
b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes
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It is, but John Harvey Kellog, creator of Kellog and their cornflakes, notoriously had an outlook where it was “SIN! ITS ALL SIN IN THE BEDROOM.” So this poll is a joke on him and a potential scenario.
Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:
a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable
b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes
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Can cisgender people experience gender euphoria?
Yes
Yes, but only if they're gay in some other way
No
Nuance
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Smacking the people/bots using the transgender tag as a dating and porn tag with a newspaper
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here we go again:
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do it :3
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famaro
for aromantic people who want to start a family
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famace
for asexual people who want to start a family
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famaroace
for aroace people who want to start a family
made these flags out of boredom :3c
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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i want a shirt that says:
“i went to prison and all i got was the transgender illegal alien sex surgery”
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damn . . . the amount of restraint it must be taking for kamala to give an actual answer instead of just calling him a racist fuckwad
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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Alright yeah that’s a good explanation! Tentative agreement! I’ll be honest, social work is not in wheel house, so it’s good to have a perspective from inside the country instead of speculating from the outside.
why he ate that
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