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querched : to be in relation to a querch.

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

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truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.

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prommy: a nice little walk down the street with your fog- derived from the French 'promenade'

i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

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tortillas: the final metamorphic state of butterflies.

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indeed I do!!

wait are you Lowes official

I’m not Shakespeare

I’m trying to figure out why I was tagged

I must know you right?

nnnope! and you probably don't know my main, I only really interact with one gimmick and it's @real-life-england

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wait are you Lowes official

I’m not Shakespeare

I’m trying to figure out why I was tagged

I must know you right?

nnnope! and you probably don't know my main, I only really interact with one gimmick and it's @real-life-england

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ur main is probably moots or moots-in-law with me given ur tags in ur intro and some of the posts uve made

am I right?

I believe I follow you but my main is for my niche niche specific interests

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creature: a beast of unknowable evil, eldritch in its manner and lovecraftian in its appearance. also teehee:3

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

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peets: CLAWS EVIL EVIL CLAWS

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ist thou @homocidalpotat?

nop. Ist thou @shakespeare-official-account?

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what if instead of dictionary i called you dick

my name is not Richard

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no 🥰

hey dictionary, what is the definition of @maryland-officially?

maryland-officially: crab

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this woman: is in charge of the country (she should be)

much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today

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im right tho

Intro post!

Hey!! I'm the totally correct, always right dictionary! drop me and ask or an @ if you want me to define something (or someone...)

tags to get me started- I do run another gimmick so I do already have a foothold here...

@maryland-officially @non-tyrannical-usa @real-life-england @india-official

@thatoneaceidiot @the-principality-of-sealand @totally-bing @top-secret-replier

go crazy!

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play bites: a phenomenon where, instead of challenging each other to a duel, mortal enemies rip each other's throats out with their teeth as form of lethal combat/ to assert dominance over the family, who must always watch.

Intro post!

Hey!! I'm the totally correct, always right dictionary! drop me and ask or an @ if you want me to define something (or someone...)

tags to get me started- I do run another gimmick so I do already have a foothold here...

@maryland-officially @non-tyrannical-usa @real-life-england @india-official

@thatoneaceidiot @the-principality-of-sealand @totally-bing @top-secret-replier

go crazy!

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no 🥰

Intro post!

Hey!! I'm the totally correct, always right dictionary! drop me and ask or an @ if you want me to define something (or someone...)

tags to get me started- I do run another gimmick so I do already have a foothold here...

@maryland-officially @non-tyrannical-usa @real-life-england @india-official

@thatoneaceidiot @the-principality-of-sealand @totally-bing @top-secret-replier

go crazy!