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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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Good stuff.

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My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

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this is the money spock. reblog within the next 30 seconds and he will bring you good fortune ✨💸✨

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EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY

A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING

A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME

YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

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I love gay christmas

osanfg73qgwhfiuequi some girl from my high school just posted this n like… she’s not the kind of person who would share it out of satire i’m fucking screaming

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Person: 'I can't believe summers over already'

Me: 'yeah sure yeah sucks man'

Inside my head: 🍂🎃🦇🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🍂🎃🦇🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🦇🍂🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🦇🍂🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🦇🍂🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🦇🍂🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🦇🍂🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🍂🦇🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃

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A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

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Jackpot

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Well, friends, my laptop finally gave up. Nearly burnt into a sizzle. While I own a decent workstation PC, I’ll still need something small and cozy for writing and Netflix binges. I’m not hoping to repair it, but I want to recover data, which isn’t cheap. Hundreds upon hundreds of pages of writing, gigabytes of drawings, drunken vacation photos - well, I didn’t do a backup in a while.

If you’d like to work with me, send me a message! 

I’m super chill about most things, but I’d rather not draw morally questionable stuff, complex machinery/robots and furries/anthro.

I accept payments using PayPal only - I’ll give you my e-mail via tumblr convo or e-mail after our first negotiation.

Please reblog and boost (and check out giveaway info at the bottom of this post)

Thank you!

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When you’re playing support/healer and someone on your team insults you.

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I was playing overwatch and a mei ran into where all the enemies were and froze herself then once everyone gathered around ready to murder this defenseless mei a reaper literally walked in and activated his death blossom and killed all of them and it was the most evil display of teamwork ive ever seen…

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Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure vampires only have to be invited into a house or other private building. If it's a public place like a store they can come and go as they please.

New urban fantasy theory:

Walmart hires vampires. This explains why it’s open 24 hours a day, why working there is often described as ‘soul-sucking’, and why there’s almost always no windows.

Most damningly, Walmart is one of the few stores that specifically hires a ‘greeter’ with no other job than to welcome every person into the store.

Because vampires have to be invited in.

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Ceremonial or Presentation Kastane Sword

Dated: 1850

Culture: Russian

Provenance: Comte de Nesselrode, Château de Tzarevtchina (Governement de Saratov, Russia)

Goldsmith: Ignatii Pavlovitch Sazikov

Mounted in heavily cast and chased silver-gilt, the hilt in traditional Sinhalese (Indo-Aryan ethnic group native to the island of Sri Lanka) style, the sword is elaborately decorated with guilloche, fluting and panels of engraved foliage and florets, with the pommel and quillon formed as the stylised heads of lions and the ogee-shaped knucklebow emerging at the quillon from the mouth of a beast and terminating at the pommel in the stylised head of a dragon.

The eyes of all the beasts on the hilt are cabochon-cut garnets or rubies. Below the quillon block, the hilt widens to form a stepped collar into which are struck the maker’s mark of the St. Petersburg court goldsmith Ignatii Pavlovitch Sazikov, the standard mark for 84 zolotniki and the assay master’s mark for Dmitri Tverskoy with the date 1850.

The wide blade of reduced Ottoman kiliç form in Damascus steel of Kirk Narduban pattern, with residual openwork panels of gilding either side of its back edge and a raised forte terminating in chiselled mihrab-style points. The scabbard of heavily cast and chased silver-gilt, decorated overall with foliage and guilloche.

The near- and off-sides set with blue and green cabochon-cut turquoises, the chappe formed as a stylised dragon’s head, the back edge decorated with a pattern of overlapping scales and fitted with two loose rings in multifaceted mounts and the upper part formed of two bands of elongated hexagons.  

Source: Copyright © 2016 Peter Finer

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I have my mom's ex husband, The Flash and Jesus. I think I'm good

The last person you texted, the protagonist of the last TV show you watched, and your icon are now your companions during the zombie apocalypse

Are you gonna survive?

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“And if there’s a reason I’m still alive When everyone who loves me has died I’m willing to wait for it.” 

– “Wait For It,” Hamilton 

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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog