the-howling-storm
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Hey it's me, the shitposting spectrum leader. You can check out anytime you like! But you may never leave. Well, I mean, you can but let's say you didn't.
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the-howling-storm · 20 days ago
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Well at least the Sakura Five are now reunited, right?
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the-howling-storm · 20 days ago
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Sakuraface Holy Grail War! Screenshot and share to see which servant you summoned.
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the-howling-storm · 21 days ago
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the-howling-storm · 27 days ago
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I would apologize for the shitty editing but I think it improves the meme in all honesty
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the-howling-storm · 1 month ago
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happy october third!
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the-howling-storm · 1 month ago
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There's a cool idea for some OCs in here somewhere...
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the-howling-storm · 1 month ago
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I know most people on here don't like to go to the gym because you're all gay nerds. I like to go to the gym. For the purpose of understanding this post please try to imagine that you, too, enjoy going to the gym so that you can empathize with my point here.
Anyway, so imagine you are going to the gym. You're pumped about the concept of getting some muscle on you. Plus, the gym has this "lift weights every day!" challenge with a feasible plan to slowly and safely increase the amount of weight you can lift by the end of the month. Cool!
So anyway you go there, and you're having a good time. But then you notice something. Some people are coming in with these guys in shirts that say LIFT FOR HIRE. You're curious, and you notice over time that some people are actually paying these guys to come in and do the lifting challenge for them.
"Huh," you say to your mega hot, muscled gym buddy. "That's so weird. What's in it for the people paying these guys?"
"Dunno," says your friend, mid bicep curl.
"Um, actually!" says the gym owner. "Some people are disabled, so the only way they can lift weights it to pay LIFT FOR HIRE, inc."
"But wait," you say. "They still aren't lifting the weights though? Paying someone else to lift for you doesn't mean you've lifted the weights."
The gym owner gasps. "How could you SAY that?"
"Because... it's true?" you say. "Uh, if you pay guys to lift your weights, that's probably really good for the guys you are paying. But it's not going to develop your ability to lift at all. Your muscles aren't going to grow, you're just going to lose money and get no results."
"That's ABLEIST," they say. "How DARE you! Some people are LITERALLY paralyzed, did you think of that?"
"Well, yeah, some people are, and that means definitionally they can't lift weights," you explain. "And paying someone else doesn't change that. Maybe if they wanted to like, move something in their house it would make total sense to hire these guys! But if you hire them to do your workout you get nothing, because the purpose of a workout is personal development. I'm not morally condemning people who do it, but it seems like a waste of money when this event is, again, about improving one's personal abilities."
"This is absolutely DISGUSTING, CLASSIST rhetoric!" the gym owner roars, and then turns to one of the LIFT FOR HIRE guys, "Pay no attention this disgusting person, dear sponsor, we support your business and we totally want you to keep funding our gym!"
"Sponsor?" says your hot muscled friend who was way too busy actually doing their workout and getting gains to engage in dumb discourse. "Oh, now it makes sense."
"Shut up, you don't understand our love!" says the gym owner, before sloppily making out with a LIFT FOR HIRE guy in front of you.
Anyway, that's what learning about the whole AI nanowrimo controversy was like for me.
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the-howling-storm · 2 months ago
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the-howling-storm · 2 months ago
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Wait for it
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the-howling-storm · 2 months ago
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Saberface Gacha V 5.0: Added Mysterious Heroine XX Alter (Foreigner) to the Gacha!
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Saberface Holy Grail War! Screenshot and share to see which servant you summoned.
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the-howling-storm · 2 months ago
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Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.
But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.
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the-howling-storm · 2 months ago
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as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 
you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”
…you start sweating
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the-howling-storm · 3 months ago
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I’m a glass half full kinda guy cause then I have more water that way
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the-howling-storm · 3 months ago
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They’re so cute I can’t take it
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the-howling-storm · 3 months ago
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Matt Damon explains why they don’t make movies like they used to. Pls watch.
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the-howling-storm · 3 months ago
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Multitasking
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the-howling-storm · 3 months ago
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Self care is watching this with sound
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