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Mexico Weekly Ledger, Missouri, November 20, 1879

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When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

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Salmon also “twitch” in the “stream” so maybe you should “follow” their example and get outside.

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SEX IS NOT THE ONLY TIME YOU SHOULD FEEL LOVED, A REMINDER

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

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My parents have a “Festivus” party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

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listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat

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Ever look at a character and “man, I wish the writers didn’t hate you”

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The Aristocats (1970)

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something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.

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new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”

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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with