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rip guildford you would've loved therapy

my lady jane (2024-)

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Shoutout to My Lady Jane for having a young girl watch her sister get married to a horrible old man and her immediate solution was to murder the man. That’s absolutely the solution a baby sister would come to.

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Augustine: don't worry Harrow, i have a plan how to distract John so you can kill Saint of Duty

The plan:

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after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’

issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.

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Good night to only the team names at the Seattle women’s hockey club

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more characters should be 30+ years old

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my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u

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i'm not joking when i say severance upped my standards for how media portrays male characters in grief. i can simply no longer be convinced by one single manly tear running down an expressionless face

if you want me to believe bro's grieving you need to show him fucking bawling his eyes out. i need him puffy eyed and runny nosed, signing up for some fucked up corporate lobotomy as a roundabout way to self mutilate, leaving everyone around him deeply awkward and uncomfortable at whatever is going on with him. that's my standard now, everybody say thank you mark

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oh yeah, it's allllllll coming together now......

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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + Joe Wright’s DVD Commentary

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

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monks are dumb you have an entire monestary full of other guys with shared interests as you but you DON'T fuck them? or. or anyone?

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Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????