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♥*♡∞:｡.｡OHOHOHOHOHO!! ༶•♛

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ PLEASE WELCOME... HEIR TO THE QUEENDOM OF ROSES, MARIE CHARLOTTE MADELEINE AMBROSIA BURGUNDY BRIE COCO VON BON BON ROSEMARY TARTE "SEBEHIME KISSER" GUILLAUME!

im so late to national princess day GOD DAMN. i worked my butt off for this brat 😭and i'm gonna have to do it all over again once i start her dorm uniform design... BUT WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, SAY HELLO TO YOUR PRINCESS!! template by @/ai-kan1 <3

damn. nobody like this bitch 😭😭😭😭 rambles and facts under the cut!

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ok i think i should just come out and say it. marie is the WORST person you'll ever meet in your entire life. she is INSUFFERABLY annoying, insanely prideful, does NOT take no for an answer, and is generally a prick.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ marie wasn't always heir to the throne! marie had an older sister by 6 years, who died when she was 21 and marie was 15. by what causes? that's a secret :3

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ my biggest inspiration behind marie was sweetheart from omori! she was also partially inspired by hatsune miku, marie antoinette, celestia ludenberg, miranda vanderbilt, and just the himedere/princess trope in general.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ as stated above, marie has her own club, entirely revolving around appreciating her. somehow, she's accumulated a massive fanbase... nobody can resist her dazzling charms! (me when i lie)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ marie brought her attendents to school with her! they do her hair every morning, follow her around, you know.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ marie is a BIIIIG fan of vil schoenheit!! she loves movies and his acting!!

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ leona HATES HER GUTS. HE HAAATES HER SO MUCH. he doesnt even like being in the same LANDMASS as her.

ok im exhausted so im just gonna put up my taglist and call it a night. HOPE U GUYS LIKE HEERRRRRR

@taruruchi @honeyedpearcrushh @teighveepao @boopshoops @scint1llat3

@h2llish @viperbunnies @buttholesparkles @oya-oya-okay @cheerleaderman

@qsoap @angelwishess @gimmeurmoneyagh @skriblee-ksk @lychee-face

@skibidibabygirl

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Moving on, thinking about au where shapeshifter tommy keeps accidentally mimicking features of the people he cares about and so he looks like an odd little creature but he is a creation of everyone he loves, with feathers, tusks, claws, and tiny little horns in his hair

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The Twelfth Doctor's note included at the end of The Companion's Companion.

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these past couple weeks have been proof more than anything that you never stop being an inniter, you just become some sort of sleeper agent and wake up when people are being weird about him. or something

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It’s funny and bittersweet to think about how most of us watched Tommy grow up and were the same age as him once. Not in a bad or parasocial way, more in a ‘Wow, this person is really cool! I want to keep up with them and watch them grow a bigger following and see who they become as a person!’ way.

Some left after DSMP, but a lot stayed and watched an awkward teenager who made you laugh and smile, to an adult who’s set on a track to doing something he loves even when something or someone close to you gets lost along the way, now he somehow inspires you.

But it’s also a change because this isn’t Tommyinnit anymore, not really, it’s Tom Simons and that’s awesome.

You can’t help but be proud of him for that. And honestly? Glad I stuck around all this years.

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Am i rly going to cry over the Internets getting worse by Tommyinnit

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Please Lord take all of TommyInnit's pain and give it to mrbeast

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apparently there’s a lot of dsmp fans who havent watched the chandelier building stream where foolish went insane. this is all you need to watch i think to understand the general gist of it

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can more people pls make DSMP fan merch, like keychains, pins, plushies, prints, etc cause i will buy them SO fast

need more ways to showcase my insanity about this story and its characters 🙏

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I think tumblr has realized that I don't like Logan Paul and has therefore filled my dash with him being absolutely destroyed by TommyInnit ft. Every Youtuber. I'm so about it this is why i signed up

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EVERYONE SHOULD GO READ VOIR DIRE RIGHT NOW.

GUYS I DONT EVEN REALLY GO HERE BUT ITS SOOO GOOD!! okay inside voice, it’s genuinely very 2021 core and the format of the story is so interesting, i haven’t really seen any fics quite like it and i think that’s cool :D

full props to @bonesandthebees to writing the thing, she’s written a lot of cool stuff :)

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After this year, it seems Tommy does not give a fuck anymore and is just on a rampage of intentionally giving bad creators a taste of their medicine. Then disappearing for months until it’s time to announce his new comedy show. What a legend.

He could be doing drugs, yet he’s here is, doing Tommyinnit things, whatever that means, no one can figure out his behavior though many have tried.

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Cat Zayne: The type to lick you in an attempt to groom you and the type to check up on you during the night while you're sleeping

Cat Sylus: The type to bring you mice and other small animals in an attempt to feed you. He looks proud whenever he drops a dead mouse at your feet

Cat Rafayel: The type to knock anything and everything off tables and look you straight in the eye while doing so

Cat Xavier: The type to sniff your hand and glare at you after you've been petting other cats

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If Dream SMP plot was a video game :D

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If Dream SMP plot was a video game :D

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If Dream SMP plot was a video game :D

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If Dream SMP plot was a video game :D