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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

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funniest shit is going down on discord rn

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RAHHHHH ART FIGHT STUFF !!!!!!!! i ended up not doin as much as i wanted to BUT !!!!! its my first year smile

Bunny (@trinketlovesdragons), Frutiger Aero Bunny (@zomb1gutz), Ginger, Nayu, Jasper, and Vixen (@the-gold-giraffe-statue)

sketches that didnt make the cut + th sketch for jasper cuz i like it better than th finished one aughhhhh the first char belongs to cabbitcleaver !!!

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🚨IF YOU IGNORE THIS, YOU ARE DOOMING MY FAMILY TO DEATH

I will not explain at length I just want to tell you that I lost a number of my family members after the bombing of our house in Gaza. The pain that filled my heart after seeing them under the rubble is unbearable for anyone. I cannot bear to lose more of my family. All I have left is Lolo, the only survivor. I do not know what her future will be like without her father and her life as an orphan. Please, any amount will save the rest of my family

@appsa @sayruq @buttercuparry @baby-girl-aaron-dessner @megalo-station @malcriada @blacksailsgf @blackpearlblast

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I rly dont care to find out which of the flop us presidential candidates had an assassination attempt today. Shahed and her family only narrowly escaped getting caught up in a massacre yesterday and they are suffering from illness and starvation.

And still they were only able to raise around $300 yesterday

Theres a raffle being conducted for digital art commissions if u need further incentive to donate

10.6k / 50k

Tagging for reach under the cut:

@transmutationisms @irhabiya @mazzikah @mahoushojoe @kibumkim @sawasawako @wellwaterhysteria @timetravellingkitty

@meaganfoster @7bitter @feluka @stuckinapril @buttercuparry @brutaliakhoa @malcriada @socalgal

@turian @northgazaupdates @commissions4aid-international @deepspaceboytoy @communistchilchuck @huzni

@neechees @mangocheesecakes @strangeauthor @three-croissants

Sorry guys but could u pls share

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ok memes aside i have some insight for the americans tonight as a brazilian

we had a similar situation a few years ago, our own far right asshole was stabbed at a rally and survived. guess what? the right organised and rallied behind it, he got martyred without dying. they turned that event into some divine-esque thing it was nuts. our political climate at the time was perfect for a far right storm, and lo and behold he got elected

it doesn't take a political scientist to see the republicans are about to do the exact same thing so stay vigilant, this is gonna boost his numbers more than you think

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Trump isn't guaranteed to win this year's presidential election because he's been shot at. In 2020, Trump supporters voted in heavy numbers, but guess what? They still lost because we outvoted them. 

Do I want to vote for Biden? No, but I will since no third-party candidate has a winning chance, and I don't want Trump to be president again. Unless y'all are gonna overthrow the American political system and government, we need to vote.

It's normal to be terrified about this presidential election, but don't allow it to stop you from voting and trying to stop that orange fucker from returning to office.

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I keep seeing posts that are like "now that Biden is supporting war crimes you aren't going to still say to vote for him, right?" and for fucks sake how have you people still not grasped the most basic point of the "you need to vote" thing?

It's not about Biden being good. He's awful. All US presidents are awful and have supported various war crimes. Yes, even that one you liked. This is not now nor has it ever been about praising Biden (for most of the people I see on Tumblr; obviously there are plenty of people out there in the world that do like Biden, but you know what I mean).

We have a two party system, and it sucks. Not voting or voting third party accomplishes nothing. Voting for the least-bad option DOES accomplish something, and does not prevent you from working to improve the system in other ways in the meantime. Why do I only hear people talking about trying to change things in terms of the presidential election?

Acting like you're remaining "pure" by not voting for someone horrible is ridiculous. This fantasy that lower voter turnout will bring about some sort of magical change in policy is completely unfounded in reality. Get involved in local politics where third parties or fringe candidates have a chance! You CAN influence politics, but the presidential election is not where change happens.

And remember, even if we do change things for the better it's still going to be about voting for the lesser evil when it comes to the president. They're all bastards, but there is a VERY real difference between them - there's a huge list of very positive things that have come out of Biden's presidency which doesn't make Biden himself less of a monster but does illustrate why this matters.

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this picture comes in handy sometimes

QUICK REMINDER

In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.

be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.

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donald trump has been shot in the ear at a rally it's so over folks

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like i'm gonna be real-- this is not good. they can now frame the left as the violent and dangerous people that they've wanted to all this time. they can now actually claim to be the victims that they've been saying they are this whole time. they can use this as a mandate to crack down on everyone who opposes them. with biden already in freefall this is the galvanizing thing that will make those who were unsure about aligning with the democrats the motivation to swing to the republicans in droves. it will give the already united republicans the "moral" authority to condemn not only the elected officials in the democratic party but characterize the entire progressive movement as violent anarchists based on social media reactions. if we were cooked before, we've just entered the flash fryer.

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Yes yes, I too am very sad and annoyed that Trump is not dead, I got all breathlessly excited and queued up "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" to be ready for a great announcement, and then I didn't even get to play it. It's a huge bummer.

However, step two of this huge bummer is NOT "Oh no and now his fandom will be EVEN MORE ANNOYING, we have basically already lost :((((" That is the devil speaking. Step two is to say "Ah heck, his fandom is going to be even more annoying, better FUCKING VOTE AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE I KNOW ALSO VOTES" Stop your worthless defeatism, stop your stupid pessimism, stop trying to GIVE UP AND SURRENDER just cause one weird thing happened.

GO VOTE, IDIOTS

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Toxic is owned by RP101Skittle

Bunny guy is owned by @etemeh

Comet is owned by @the-gold-giraffe-statue

Angel is owned by Sparrow_isgreat

Lizzy is owned by @gloriousmishaps

my artfight

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🤍~ My first revenge of art fight!!! The character is Amber by orichorio on art fight!!! I loved getting colored art of Happy and I wanted to draw one of their cool characters!!! Amber’s design was just so inspiring I haddddd to !!! @the-gold-giraffe-statue !!!