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Why are you calling under drug and alcohol?!

"Under what?"

"Uh i get you on alcohol, but why would i call on the 1st"

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HEADS UP!

Since today, monday 21th august, i will change the muse at the blog @the-glorious-red-guardian and @the-great-olaf to "corvnator" and "ace-the-carnotaurus" respectively. This is due to my lose of interest recently in these characters, and to not overwhelm myself with more and more ask blogs, i'll make Corve (oc) and ace (dinosaur king) blogs with these ones

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Hey, Papa Widow!

Hey, hawkeye

Was his name Flint or something?

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MUSE SURVEY , BATTLE EDITION ; BOLD what consistently applies, italicize situational / not always. repost, please do not reblog!!~

fight honorably / fight dirty / prefer close - quarters / prefer range / chat during / go silent / low pain tolerance / high pain tolerance / attack in bursts / attack steadily / go for the kill / aim to disarm / fight defensively / strike first / provoked easily / provoke their opponent / tease / get visibly frustrated / shout while attacking / use strategy / focus on their battle / experience conflicting thoughts during battle / rush in recklessly / prefer to use their ability / prefer a bow / prefer a shield / prefer a pole arm / prefer a personalized weapon / prefer magic or spells / prefer brawling / their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional / transform for battle / fight as they appear / rely on strength / rely on speed / use everything they have / try to read their opponent before fighting / fight wildly / fight calmly and/or apathetically / fight with anger / fight with excitement / fight because they have to / fight because they want to / fight without regard to wounds / run away when wounded / hide wounds / take a blow to protect another / prefer a blade / prefer a gun / hide their full potential / exhaust quickly / high stamina / doubt their strength / proceed with caution / behave arrogantly / brag after landing a hit / belittle their abilities / use psychological tactics / use brute strength / avoid civilians / strike down civilians / damage surroundings / avoid damaging surroundings / signature fighting style / making it up as they go / mastered skillsetmaking it up as they go / mastered skillset / learning their skillset / fancy footwork / sloppy footwork / messy fighter / elegant fighter / accept defeat / refuse defeat / beg for mercy / compliment their opponent / insult their opponent / use unnecessary movements / move efficiently / barely move / prefer to dodge / prefer to block / defend their blindside / has no blindside / use all available advantages / strictly use one main method / play around / hold back / fight ruthlessly / show mercy / wait for opponent to be ready / strike when opponent isn't ready / fear death / fear pain / fear killing / has ptsd / avoid fighting / has lost a fight / has won a fight / has killed / refuses to kill / want to die standing / would succumb slowly

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Tagged by @askyelenabelova

Anyone who wants to join the game is welcome!

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maaaybe. Well now i know it

Hey Yelena, what was the name of that ant guy again? I thought it was Scooter

It’s Scott dad… not Scooter. Did you… did you actually call him that?

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Black Widow (2021) dir. Cate Shortland

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If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. if you get one back, even better! 💖💛💖💛💖

@askyelenabelova

*too touched*

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So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.

Fair enough

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✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! 🏆Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛

@askyelenabelova

[[OMG sorry for not answering before, i've been busy on my main blog D:]]

Aw, daughter, thanks. I apreciate this

[[Meanwhile Alexei by inside: OMG OMG OMG!]]

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You should ask Yelena, she knows me better because let's just say i'm her dada

Scooter? Ummm I’m Scott Lang not…not Scooter. And who did you say you are? @the-glorious-red-guardian

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New superhero? I've had the red guardian title since the past decade! I even fought captain america! I'm surprised you haven't heard of me, but maybe that idiot of Dreykov made sure no one did

Scooter? Ummm I’m Scott Lang not…not Scooter. And who did you say you are? @the-glorious-red-guardian

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That's not your name? Well damn my memory, i'm gettin' old.

Anyways, i am the mighty red Guardian, but just call me Alexei

Scooter? Ummm I’m Scott Lang not…not Scooter. And who did you say you are? @the-glorious-red-guardian

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Black Widow Trailer Spoof - TOON SANDWICH

By ArtSpear Entertainment

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April 10, 2023

Happy 48 Birthday to David Harbour. 

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What if you turned into a lemon?

-what if you? Anon

If i turned.... into a lemon? Ah.....then i guess i wouldn't be able to move? I just hope nobody uses me for lemonade

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Someone out there called me a jobber! You don't call a wrestler a jobber!

They're probably just jealous because you're stronger than them

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"Sooooo... I have something to tell you Alexei. I'm married to Steve Rogers, and we have a son named James."

~Nat

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Steve Rogers? You mean the captain america? Ебена мать, that's surprising, Nat. And a son? I couldn't be more proud, Natasha. Makes me feel a little bit old tho ah the family...

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