the-gayboat

[the-gayboat]

Okee dokee!!!

@lyfrasilly-edda

Theres one for you :3

Uh huh. Well, one way to find out.

[the-gayboat]

drops a pack of instant noodles into the crews kitchen

Oh, thanks. I like instant noodles, comfort food of mine.

[the-gayboat]

Through the breaking cracks in space they come apace a thousand faces screaming tearing proof through wearing tear apart the sky uncaring through the walls the squamous ghouls tear apart those victims one snd all tearing at the seams

I uhm- yeah. That's what happened. To everyone. Fuck, they're all-- none of them died peacefully. Fuck.

[the-gayboat]

Again, not radiation, but good luck.

Good luck! Don’t go insane!

Hello, this is Pilot Nansi, calling in from the- what’s the name of the ship again?

Does it have a name? I forgot.

I dunno, Captain would know. Not going to ask her because she’s grumpy today.

She’s grumpy everyday.

I stand by my point. Anyways! Pilot Nansi, blah blah blah, calling in from some supply ship I forgot the name of. Picked up your distress signal, though I’m pretty sure it was just the weird-ass radiation happening, but can’t really hurt to check. So! Hello, people who probably aren’t real! How can we help?

- @elviiiii-edda

Oh- OH. Thank the gods someone actually answered--

Uhm. This is Arnbjorg Hildrsson, survivor of the Yggdrasil system's collapse and technical captain/ pilot/ cook of the Ymir.

I am part of a crew of three, two Niflheim Folk, one Jotun.

Are you also survivors?

[the-gayboat]

Please don’t explode anything, they might still be alive. Exploding would most definitely be bad for the whole “alive” bit.

Also how would you go grab someone by exploding things? That seems rather counterproductive.

Hello, this is Pilot Nansi, calling in from the- what’s the name of the ship again?

Does it have a name? I forgot.

I dunno, Captain would know. Not going to ask her because she’s grumpy today.

She’s grumpy everyday.

I stand by my point. Anyways! Pilot Nansi, blah blah blah, calling in from some supply ship I forgot the name of. Picked up your distress signal, though I’m pretty sure it was just the weird-ass radiation happening, but can’t really hurt to check. So! Hello, people who probably aren’t real! How can we help?

- @elviiiii-edda

Oh- OH. Thank the gods someone actually answered--

Uhm. This is Arnbjorg Hildrsson, survivor of the Yggdrasil system's collapse and technical captain/ pilot/ cook of the Ymir.

I am part of a crew of three, two Niflheim Folk, one Jotun.

Are you also survivors?

[the-gayboat]

Damn, another ghost. Lot of those recently.

[the-gayboat]

Fuck. Right. Rainbows.

Be very, *very* cautious around the rainbows. It’s not “spooky radiation”. It is *so* much worse. Yggdrasil no longer exists because of the rainbows, which is called the Bifrost. If there is someone there, and that someone is still *alive*, go help them. But, for the love of the Norns, Àss, gods, whatever you believe in, *be careful around the rainbows*.

None of us have directly seen what the Bifrost does to people, but we have heard descriptions, and got many distress signals from Yggdrasil when it was collapsing. It isn’t pretty.

And, again, if someone is alive there, *go help them*.

They might also be a ghost. Bifrost makes ghosts, there’s one on our ship actually. She’s nice. It isn’t all bad, just— be careful. And help that person.

Hello, this is Pilot Nansi, calling in from the- what’s the name of the ship again?

Does it have a name? I forgot.

I dunno, Captain would know. Not going to ask her because she’s grumpy today.

She’s grumpy everyday.

I stand by my point. Anyways! Pilot Nansi, blah blah blah, calling in from some supply ship I forgot the name of. Picked up your distress signal, though I’m pretty sure it was just the weird-ass radiation happening, but can’t really hurt to check. So! Hello, people who probably aren’t real! How can we help?

- @elviiiii-edda

Oh- OH. Thank the gods someone actually answered--

Uhm. This is Arnbjorg Hildrsson, survivor of the Yggdrasil system's collapse and technical captain/ pilot/ cook of the Ymir.

I am part of a crew of three, two Niflheim Folk, one Jotun.

Are you also survivors?

[the-gayboat]

A- another person? Do you think they might be a survivor? You all are, well, not close to Yggdrasil, but it’s been long enough for someone with a good enough ship to have made it far enough.

Have you met them?

Hello, this is Pilot Nansi, calling in from the- what’s the name of the ship again?

Does it have a name? I forgot.

I dunno, Captain would know. Not going to ask her because she’s grumpy today.

She’s grumpy everyday.

I stand by my point. Anyways! Pilot Nansi, blah blah blah, calling in from some supply ship I forgot the name of. Picked up your distress signal, though I’m pretty sure it was just the weird-ass radiation happening, but can’t really hurt to check. So! Hello, people who probably aren’t real! How can we help?

- @elviiiii-edda

Oh- OH. Thank the gods someone actually answered--

Uhm. This is Arnbjorg Hildrsson, survivor of the Yggdrasil system's collapse and technical captain/ pilot/ cook of the Ymir.

I am part of a crew of three, two Niflheim Folk, one Jotun.

Are you also survivors?

[the-gayboat]

It's a bit- uhm. Fried. We tried fixing it but the best we got was speakers that say weird things, occasionally give us stuffed animals and show us images.

They're strange. They also know a lot, whether it's true is a coin flip each time, but they are useful. Rarely, but useful.

It's honestly a miracle this ship even works, we bought it in a hurry and honestly got ripped off for how much we paid.

Well, the salesman is dead now, so. I would say we won in the end. Anyways, we have no idea where we are, except that we're *somewhere in space kind of near the remains of Yggdrasil*.

I'm pretty sure your ship could find at least some signal? Signs of life? At least in a one hundred kilometer radius. Our range of communication is fairly wide, and with the time it takes for you to answer I would say we are far from each other. Don't know how far, but far.

Hello, this is Pilot Nansi, calling in from the- what’s the name of the ship again?

Does it have a name? I forgot.

I dunno, Captain would know. Not going to ask her because she’s grumpy today.

She’s grumpy everyday.

I stand by my point. Anyways! Pilot Nansi, blah blah blah, calling in from some supply ship I forgot the name of. Picked up your distress signal, though I’m pretty sure it was just the weird-ass radiation happening, but can’t really hurt to check. So! Hello, people who probably aren’t real! How can we help?

- @elviiiii-edda

Oh- OH. Thank the gods someone actually answered--

Uhm. This is Arnbjorg Hildrsson, survivor of the Yggdrasil system's collapse and technical captain/ pilot/ cook of the Ymir.

I am part of a crew of three, two Niflheim Folk, one Jotun.

Are you also survivors?

[the-gayboat]

You aren't-- alright, that honestly is not that weird. There was bound to be more life out there, especially with the- nevermind, I'm rambling.

Anyways, uhm. Yes. Yggdrasil. Pretty big solar system? Nine populated planets, technically eight but Helheim was a special case-- I'm rambling again. Sorry. Just- yeah.

The Yggdrasil system collapsed... a few months ago? Hold on--

OI BRAGI

Yeah?

How long has it been, since Yggdrasil?

uhh... no idea, we didn't bring a calendar. Doubt one works in space anyway.

Fair enough.

Why do you ask?

Some people answered our distress call.

Oh! Good! hello, I'm Bragi Langniðiar, whatever I am to the ship and Arnbjorg's brother. Are you other survivors?

No, apparently. They're a supply ship.

Aliens. Huh.

Anyways, yes. Yggdrasil collapsed however long ago and we and some others are the only survivors. From what we know, there are less than ten overall.

Hello, this is Pilot Nansi, calling in from the- what’s the name of the ship again?

Does it have a name? I forgot.

I dunno, Captain would know. Not going to ask her because she’s grumpy today.

She’s grumpy everyday.

I stand by my point. Anyways! Pilot Nansi, blah blah blah, calling in from some supply ship I forgot the name of. Picked up your distress signal, though I’m pretty sure it was just the weird-ass radiation happening, but can’t really hurt to check. So! Hello, people who probably aren’t real! How can we help?

- @elviiiii-edda

Oh- OH. Thank the gods someone actually answered--

Uhm. This is Arnbjorg Hildrsson, survivor of the Yggdrasil system's collapse and technical captain/ pilot/ cook of the Ymir.

I am part of a crew of three, two Niflheim Folk, one Jotun.

Are you also survivors?

[the-gayboat]

Oh, that reminds me. We still have that weevil, it's still in a box. We have no idea what to do with it.

[the-gayboat]

Poor pukeko, it'll die of dehydration

Maybe. Maybe pukeko live in the desert?

I don't know.

[the-gayboat]

Hello, this is Pilot Nansi, calling in from the- what’s the name of the ship again?

Does it have a name? I forgot.

I dunno, Captain would know. Not going to ask her because she’s grumpy today.

She’s grumpy everyday.

I stand by my point. Anyways! Pilot Nansi, blah blah blah, calling in from some supply ship I forgot the name of. Picked up your distress signal, though I’m pretty sure it was just the weird-ass radiation happening, but can’t really hurt to check. So! Hello, people who probably aren’t real! How can we help?

- @elviiiii-edda

Oh- OH. Thank the gods someone actually answered--

Uhm. This is Arnbjorg Hildrsson, survivor of the Yggdrasil system's collapse and technical captain/ pilot/ cook of the Ymir.

I am part of a crew of three, two Niflheim Folk, one Jotun.

Are you also survivors?

[the-gayboat]

Picks Bragi ip by the collar and plops him into a bowl of soup

oh fUCK-

Where did you even get a soup bowl big enough to dunk me in????

[the-gayboat]

Its a pukeko :3 i like it :3

Fair enough.

[the-gayboat]

Drops a bucket of paint on someone’s head

OW— WHY.

Hey, Bragi could you help me with the- oh.

What?

Nothing.

Uh huh.

So, uh… new fashion statement?

Shut up.

[the-gayboat]

i dont normally do this but yall seem to not be having a very great time so heres a tea party!!!!

- @wire-anon

Oh! Thank you.

Tea party! Haven’t had one of these since I was a kit— how long ago was that?

Around 90 years ago. I was 11 at the time, you were 16.

Good times, those.

(Overlapping) Distinctly no. Absolutely not.