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academic who writes a paper and just puts "credit to original author :)" for all their citations

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ok its year round now

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

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accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

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hate it when you experience something of better quality and then you’re doomed to no longer be satisfied

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ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself

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she hitchhike on my guide till i galaxy

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"

"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"

"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"

and so on and so forth