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Somnophilia - Chris Redfield x Reader Oneshot (NSFW)

(This was requested by @writersblockincoming. They wanted some straight up Chris smut, so I had to deliver…enjoy. Word Count: 1.2k~)

TW: Somnophilia, Mild Dub-Con

“Mmph…Chris? Is that you?” You mumbled out from under the bedsheets. The room was dim but you could make out his outline in the doorway.

“Yeah, it’s me.” He said, walking around to his side of the bed. “What are you still doing up?”

Your body felt heavy so you didn’t move from your lying position. Instead, you swiveled your head to look at his shadowed form. Even in the dark you could practically see his strong, muscled body. He went to move under the covers.

“My insomnia, remember?” You chuckled, running your hands up his chiseled abdomen. “The pills…I don’t think they’re helping.”

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gansey being described as rakish is so real. he’s such a distinguished man-whore.

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Something about how the character's ages at the start of trc and at the end of tdt line up with my age when I started reading trc and my age when I ended reading tdt. Something something about finding literature, art and music at the right time in your life, right when you need it most.

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ᯇ ꒰ . ۫ 孤独 ֪ ۫ ꒱ ᥫ᭡ ʾʾ ᵎᵎ 

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Steven: Is Ryan always like this when he loses?

Shane: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.

Ryan: You bumped that table and you know it!

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I raise you ♟

this crossed my mind so i just had to make it

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AND NOW WITH A COMIC STRIP, I DECLARE THIS AN OFFICIAL AU

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happy holiday!🎄

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pls help me pay off my debt and support my 18 rats (real)

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I lied. I don’t actually like sex. Put your clothes back on, I’m going to explain the entire plot of the raven cycle to you

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Something tells me this happened somewhere, somehow.

Noah: guys I'm dead

The Gangsey: lol that's funny

Noah: no literally

The Gangsey: oh shit

Noah: it's fine, I died a good death

Blue: how did you die?

Noah: my skateboard.

Gansey: you fell off your skateboard??

Noah: no my best friend bashed my skull with it

Ronan: BADASS-

Blue: RONAN!

Gansey: oh my God! That's not a good dea-!

Noah: yes it was. it was my skateboard. I wouldn't have it any other way. I love my skateboard. Skateboard is life.

The gangsey:

Cabeswater:

Oxygen:

Noah, fighting tears: kachow

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I don’t buy dolls for my inner child tbh I buy them for my grown ass adult self who happens to like dolls. And what are u gonna do about it

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can't believe we got a whole enemies to bestie to enemies again in a span of 4 episodes. tune in to watcher entertainment for the SCU (Sticky Cinematic Universe).

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A Review On ‘The Barbie Diaires’ (2006)

If you’ve spent any time in the Barbie fandom then you’ll know this movie is generally known for its horrific animation style which gives the whole film a bad rep. However! there are some redeeming qualities so let’s just start with those. (I also wanna apologise in advance for the bad quality gifs 😭)

This.

We have to start with this.

This fucking diary bracelet set was the COOLEST thing to me as a kid.

The designs were so pretty and I love how you use the bracelet to unlock the diary, reminds me a lot of that password journal toy from the 2000s. Stephanie alone is such an iconic character, I mean this witty and stylish woman sells you a wish granting diary and then disappears- so mysterious.

However, I just wish they would’ve explored the magical part more as Barbie’s revelation in the middle of the movie always felt underwhelming to me. The film felt like it was trying too hard to be Mean Girls and forgot about the magical side of the book. It took away some of the film’s authenticity. I wouldn’t find this as a big issue normally but as the whole movie was centred around the diary it would make more sense.

At the time of it’s release, the film quickly became the outlier between all of the earlier fantasy releases. Like I said before, it’s one of the more realistic Barbie movies. But, It was nice to see a more relatable side of Barbie that deals with things like social anxiety, feeling isolated, bullying and relationships. As a kid, I didn’t like or understand this but I can appreciate it now.

Regardless, this movie is as cheesy and clique as you can get for an American Highschool drama but this somehow made the movie more enjoyable. I definitely believe they looked at 90s-2000s chic flicks for inspiration. Which is probably the main reason this movie is ranked so high on my list.

Here’s where is starts going down hill…

Let’s start with Kevin, FUCKIN KEVIN MAN. People might think I’m being harsh with this because Kevin was generally a good guy, he has the best friends to lovers relationship with Barbie. HOWEVER some of his dialogue or actions just doesn’t sit right with me, it comes off as just plain creepy.

@caitlinmckillop on YouTube actually explains this perfectly in her “ranking every barbie movie Ken from trash to marriage material” video.

Whilst on the subject of characters tho, TODD kinda sucks too. I mean he literally used Barbie as a rebound, broke up with her the second his ex comes callin, tries to get back with her. I don’t know he just seems like lowkey bit of a jerk.

Finally we get to this

THE👏ANIMATION👏 ..need I say more??

Won’t sugar coat it- the animation style for this movie was just terrible, the realism mixed in with barbie’s already doll like form was just odd. It makes the movie hard to watch. Mattel was clearly trying something different with this movie and I think it’s interesting to see how many other Barbie movies would later be created from this experience. For example Fashion Fairytale or the new Barbie Dreamhouse series both depicts Barbie in a modern setting. Other than that it was just so disappointing.

To conclude this, I’m rating this movie…

✨2.3 Bibbles out of 5✨

The Barbie Diaries though lacking in animation style makes up for it with its nostalgic 2000 feel, unique concepts and loveable cliques.

If you’re still here, thank you so much for you time and attention, have a wonderful day :)

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This post is pure gold LMAOOOO

my top 5 most killable barbie animated animals:

1. I HATE FUCKING DIZZLE I HATE DIZZLE I HATE HER DIE DIE

2. Too much Mascara. Reminds me of my Aunt Chelsey.

3. I JUST WANT TO STAB IT IN THE FACE I FUCKING HATE IT I ALWAYS HATED THIS MOVIE

4. tries too hard to be bibble. A false god

5. Chuzzle. He made me cry when i was little.

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no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s