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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
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I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming
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me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*
me: *has to google how to cook an egg*
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be hot and wild but do good in school and achieve ya feel
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*wears pajamas all day* *showers at 10:30 pm* *changes into new pajamas*
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I love Gordon Ramsay so much.
He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.
He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.
When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.
He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.
He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)
His kids are a treasure.
He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.
When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight:
I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person.
Oh and then there’s this:
this entire episode
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Literature is the most agreeable way of ignoring life.
Fernando Pessoa; “The Book of Disquiet” (via minuty)
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like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.
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yo i just want someone to be all about me and make it known haha who cares if that’s sappy like smother me in kisses and never let me feel unappreciated
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hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof
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I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids
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Being with the wrong person is lonelier than being on your own. Or it’s as lonely, in a different way
Mhairi McFarlane, You Had Me At Hello (via perrfectly)
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