Carlin Martinez. 16 years old and I'm a mess of feelings.i like pizza. "Dont lick my face man, that shit's not cool" bums
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Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
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My Chemical Romance tribute tattoo that I just had done last night :)
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Twenty One Emojis
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so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures
then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her
no one tops my grandma tbh
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who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
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My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
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if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this
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Leonardo Dicaprio won’t eat his cereal x
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Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!
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Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
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