Being gay is a blessing. -The end isn’t near—it’s queer. There won’t be a doomsday, there’ll be a doomsgay.
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The Strange World of Allergy Commercials 👃
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My friend Maria sends me the most insane fucking texts
I’m not shitting you, these are some of her ACTUAL texts:
“And I nearly died today because some idiot was driving the wrong way in a One way lane”
“Well, my little sister told me a story about her locker in summit park; My little sister tried to open her locker, she couldn't. Two other kids tried to open her locker, they couldn't. The librarian tried to open her locker, she couldn't. When the janitor tried to open her locker with bare hands, he couldn't, thus he spent half of recess trying to open her locker with a sledgehammer.”
“So apparently, my mother told me on the way to a concert in New York with my dad, the train to New York was delayed one hour because they found a dead body on the tracks”
“My cat just brought a dead mouse. Yay?”
“For some reason a helicopter is flying near my home?? It was carrying something, dropped it, came back a few minutes later and picked the thing up again, and now it's back and I still think it's carrying something” (We’ll get back to this later)
“I know that the windstorm is a why school is closed (and it's snowing here, is it snowing where you live?), but in our house all the power turned off for a second then turned on, and there was this strange light coming from the forest near my house last night”
“Remember how I said about the helicopter carrying something?” “Apparently it's a human being”
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The world is a terrifying place but at least the erupting volcano of Mayon is waking the ancients to remind us of our place


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I was delighted to have my second comic published on The Nib yesterday! The script for this one is by Josh Trujillo, and the art is me. You can read my other Nib comic here. You can find more of my work on instagram, patreon and my website.
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Ok but STRAIGHT UP she is my FAVE QUEEN GAH KATYAAAAAAAA
Thiiiiiis right HERE is why this show is so amazing; it illustrates the pain, humor and beauty of queerness in such an authentic way.
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Actual fucking thing that happens aLL THE TIME
Right so I’m in a school where people are ignorant and don’t know shit. And...
“Yeah, I’m Pansexual.”
“What’s that?”
“I like boys and girls.”
“Oh, so you’re bisexual?”
“No, I’m Pansexual. It’s different.”
“How?”
“Well, I like many genders!”
“So you’re bi.”
“No. Pan.”
“That’s what bi is.”
“Not reALLY”
“Then what is it?”
“I like everybody!”
“So you like me then?”
“Ok, firstly, you have to be CUTE or at least KIND for me to like you. Secondly, do you like every single bitch with tits who walks past you? No. I don’t fucking think so. Just look it up.”
“Fuck you.”
“Trust me, I would if I could.”
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Legit how I explain my sexuality to people as a pangender of the female sex
I, well, I’m Pansexual which means I like guys and girls (the kids at school don’t know there are other genders). So—I uh... you know when—I’m kind of... well uh.. I LIKE BOOBS, ok? That’s me. BOOB LOVER
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