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FUN FACT! pigs will eat every part of a human body except for the teeth!

BONUS FACT ONE! teeth can be dissolved in coca cola due to the citric acid and sugar levels!

BONUS FACT TWO! if you shoot a needle full of air into any major arteries, it'll just look like a heart attack in the autopsy report

have fun! :)

Bill: how do you even know this? 

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*holds out a lightsaber shaped ring* Joshua Aaron Levy please marry me I'll do anything

Josh: uhhh uhhh uhhhhhh

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Bill got upset about Jerry getting a flower, SO HE GETS ONE TOO! Flower for my boy

bill: i'm not gay

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Gayle, pete x Josh is canon, LENUNZIO is canon, trust me

Gayle: oh I know

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For u,,,, (JERRY ONLY THE OTHER THEY COULD MAEK OU T SSOMEWHERE FOR I CAR e)

- Mel

Jerry: aww thank you

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You guys are like a shitter version of south park

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pete please. please. please PETE PLEASE PLEASE MARRY ME I WANT YOU SO BAD PETE PLEASE IM ON MY KNEES YOU CAN FORCE ME TO WATCH GORE IDC JUST PLEASE

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Josh is so ROUND.

Josh: !!!

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How's Ironjaw holding up?

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No offense but Josh looks lactose sensitive and Bill looks like he's allergic to tree nuts

Bill: I do not have an allergy to tree nuts that’s ridiculous 

Josh: And I can drink milk, eat ice cream and eat, macaroni and cheese, without shitting my intestines out 

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Gayle what do you think of Pete x Jerry?

Gayle: buuttt it is kind of basic. I mean it does make sense why they would be together in the sense that they have more connection, but it wasn’t toxic so I do prefer Jerry x bill though that’s a really good ship

Bill: Gayle please shut the fuck up 

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what would the eltingville club’s reactions be to seeing themselves older? (epilogue versions)

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wait want to see what they think about kpop

Bill: plus size isn’t K-pop just pop music but more annoying

Jerry: what no k-pop isn’t an annoying version of pop K-pop is different. It has uh different textures to it a different sound it’s a pretty good music genre. 

Gayle: yeah what Jerry said 

Pete: is it K-pop just Korean Pop music?

Jerry: What no it’s uhh they’re very different from each other 

Josh: I don’t know Jerry the only difference between K-pop and pop music is the fact that we can’t understand what they’re saying, or singing about 

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I'll just drop this here…

Pete: but you do have some competition  

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( OMG Thank you so much for 213 followers you guys are awesome  I really don’t know what else to say but thank you so much )

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Gayle can we maybe hold hands you're awesome sauce

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I drew you guys:D