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(Mun is sick so won't be on for a while guys sorry for the sporadic updates)

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Internets starting to act up again so getting off for a bit)

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"You just need to give it time sir, let him get used to you and show him you won't harm him."

A sad kitty walks in and hops up into Cliffs lap.

Cliffjumper is confused as to why there is a cat on his lap.

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He held him close humming softly, "All you can do is try and make up for what happened sir."

A sad kitty walks in and hops up into Cliffs lap.

Cliffjumper is confused as to why there is a cat on his lap.

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"Long Arm sir did you your self do it to Blurr or was it one of your alternates?" he asked humming as he stroked his back gently.

A sad kitty walks in and hops up into Cliffs lap.

Cliffjumper is confused as to why there is a cat on his lap.

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"Excuse me, I think you dropped this." the femme picked up a data pad and had a soft smile on her lips. her bi-colored optics were rather soft at the moment; holding her darker side at bay for the moment. she was an Ex-con special operation commander and a Gladiator as well. she had a very faint Kaonite accent that was under her Iaconian one.

The red minibot frowned looking at his stack before sighing, "Yes I did Thank you ma'am."

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(jump into the ask)

IF WE'VE NEVER RP'D TOGETHER send me a simple starter:

Friendly:

"You look a little lost. Do you need directions?" "That’s an awesome outfit." "How’s the chicken? I can’t decide whether to order it or not." "Excuse me, I think you dropped this." "I don’t know a single person here…"

Flirty:

"Wow, I’ve never seen an angel before…" "You’re the hottest person in this place." "I saw that. You just checked me out." "Hey, can I get your number?" *wolf whistle*

Confrontational:

"You’re in my seat." "What are you staring at?" "You just stepped on my toe!" "Who do you think you are?" "Keep it down, will you?"

Dramatic:

"Get down - he’s got a gun!" "Help, I need medical attention!" "Just kill me now!" "I need a ride! Please!" "Are you crazy? It’s too dangerous!"

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"Why sir?" he asked gently stroking the cat's back as he fed him a treat.

A sad kitty walks in and hops up into Cliffs lap.

Cliffjumper is confused as to why there is a cat on his lap.

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"Yes sir you can stay in my lap, would you like some energon treats?" he asked he had to admit he was an adorable kitty.

A sad kitty walks in and hops up into Cliffs lap.

Cliffjumper is confused as to why there is a cat on his lap.

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The red minibot cursed softly as his boss's voice came out of the organic cat's mouth, "Holly slag LONG ARM! What happened to you sir?!"

A sad kitty walks in and hops up into Cliffs lap.

Cliffjumper is confused as to why there is a cat on his lap.

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Headcanons list! (Add more if you wish)

½ = How the character feels about people taller or shorter than them

± = The character and what they think about math

† = How the character feels about murder

@ = How the character appears online

¥ = How the character handles money or spends it

° = The character’s temperature preferences 

æ = The character and languages (Known or Want to Learn)

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Please reblog if you don't mind your followers sending you memes and prompts even if you've never interacted with them.

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A sad kitty walks in and hops up into Cliffs lap.

Cliffjumper is confused as to why there is a cat on his lap.

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(Dear primus I never want to see another chicken coop or chicken again. Just got out of the shower. I hurt and I am tuckered out from cleaning. And that was the small part of the coop where they nest. Oh primus the horrors I saw. I am going to go take a long nap and rest cause I am fragging tired)

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brb

(have to go clean chicken coop)