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I feel like people don't talk enough about how insane the ending of Kung Fu Panda is.

There's an almost-universal truism in kids' movies that the hero can't kill anyone. Not even the Big Bad, no matter how warranted it is in the moment or how much the audience wants it. You simply can't do that. Heroes don't kill.

There are exceptions, but this truism is especially universal in the studio that's practically synonymous with kids' films: Disney.

That's why so many Disney villains end up accidentally killing themselves. Usually by falling off of something:

I can only think of four heroes in the entire Disney catalog that deliberately, intentionally choose to kill a sapient, intelligent villain, and all of them were self-defensive and in the heat of the moment, where sparing the villain wasn't an option:

(Note: I have seen most Disney movies, but not all of them)

....and then Dreamworks came along, said "fuck that," and had their goofy, lovable Jack Black character ice a motherfucker just 'cause.

Po has already completely won the fight. The day has been saved. He has Tai Lung at his mercy. Tai Lung is terrified:

And Po's not even reluctant about it. There's no burden of responsibility. He doesn't even give his thoroughly beaten opponent a chance to surrender or be banished or something. They didn't just have Po kill, they had him enjoy it because his method of murder is so wicked cool.

Po is a hero in a kids' movie who not only kills his villain, but fucking executes him. All with that signature Dreamworks smirk on his face:

I have gazed into the abyss, and the abyss said "skadoosh."

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stop normalizing ai use in fandom 👎

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Collecting a bunch of posts from this genre.

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"Wow, all the trans women I've met are so strong and resilient! It truly is incredible how they're able to endure so much!"

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trying to boycott sonic 3 really feels like being the only one wearing a mask in the grocery store rn.

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Another one for the Spicecream team (Round 2)

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Absolutely Waist-flattering Pants

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Super self-indulgent Christmas Spicecream for my soul 🔥🍨

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A top ranking Republican congresswoman has been absent from all votes since July

Turns out she’s been quietly moved to an assisted living facility specializing in people with severe dementia after she was found wandering around her neighborhood in a daze.

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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trans woman: we should talk about transmisogyny in queer spaces

a dozen he/they's with "terfs fuck off" in bio, who've been waiting for this moment in the limelight for their entire lives: this but trans men. actually this affects trans men more. everyone is affected by transmisogyny. wow why are you dividing the community. we should be kissing and sucking and fucking instead. you're too online, this "discourse" is so online. it's not real. it doesnt exist irl. touch grass. in REAL communities trans women never complain. what, you actually meant irl communities? well I don't believe you, you make this all up. youre erasing us. I'll just willfully misunderstand everything you say in the worst way possible. why do you hate trans men? youre being misandrist. you're such a transradfem. baeddel. feminazi. everyone should know op is a terf and probably also into some problematic stuff. callout post: be aware of op they're a tirf infiltrator seperatist problematic kink haver. reblogs* popular thinkpiece: these transwomen reclaimed a medieval transmisogynistic slur 10 years ago, here is 200 links of terfs and nazis badmouthing them uh i mean sources, i think we should be able to call every transwoman we dont like this slur and also theyre dangerous if they reclaim it again. love trans women before it's too late #transandrophobia

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Domestic Spicecream life…or something like that-

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Woman: *Laughing softly* I can understand the confusion, I was always wearing red back then after all, and trying to murder you. I'm still sorry about that.

Ruby: *Thinking* ... *Thinking* ... *Thinking* wait...

Yang: CINDER!

Cinder: Oh please keep your voice down, the twins are sleeping.

Blake: Wow... um you look, different, good different!

Cinder: Haha thank you Blake, I decided to grow my hair out and as soon as I did, well, the twins happened.

Weiss: *Still processing everything shes been hearing*

Cinder: Well dont just stand there, I'll grab some drinks and snacks while we wait for Jaune to get back.

Ruby: Yes please!

Weiss: *Holding her forehead* Something strong if you have it.

Years after Salem's demise...

Weiss, standing in front of a cabin: "To think he lived in a cabin in the woods."

Ruby: "Feels like I'm visiting my dad."

Blake: "How is your father holding up, anyways?"

Ruby, shrugging: "He recently became the headmaster of Signal, so, pretty good."

Yang: "Alright, let's cut the convo and go visit our favorite knight."

The four of them made their way towards the entrance of the house, with Yang knocking on the door.

Yang: "Yo, VB! We're here!"

Stepping out was a woman about their age and height.

Blake: "Uh, hi. We're looking for-"

Woman: "Oh my God, it's so good to see you four again!" *Grabs Yang with a bear hug*

Weiss: "Uh, you must've mistaken us for some other people."

Woman: "No, I remember you guys. You were at my wedding, see?" *Pulls out scroll to show a photo of the five of them in dresses, with the lady in question clearly in a wedding dress* "You all were at Jaune and I's wedding."

RWBY, now realizing that they don't remember Jaune's wife for shit despite having been at her wedding: '...Shit.'

(Please add to this, it would be very funny to see what people come up with.)