the-driving-crooner

[the-driving-crooner]

"im gonna kill you driving gooner!" ha! just a little joke for you all!

-the driving crooner

[the-driving-crooner]

making a pet cockwarm their favourite toy while they sit on my lap as i'm watching tv or playing a game. just hearing them whining and making the prettiest noises next to my ear, needing to tug their leash to the side if they obscure my view. occasionally wrapping a hand around their waist and pulling them closer to me, cooing at them, praising them. letting them nuzzle against my neck as they whimper with need, maybe getting overwhelmed and needing to sink their teeth into my neck because they're so frustrated they just need to gnaw on something and to get my attention...

[the-driving-crooner]

it says “crooner” right there on the car door of course im crooning

i don't think we can reasonably call any of what that man did crooning

[the-driving-crooner]

bet you didnt know the driving crooner was on tumblr did ya?

[the-driving-crooner]

driving and crooning once again on a thursday night, this is what i live for!

[the-driving-crooner]

driving and crooning once again on a wednesday night, this is what i live for!

[the-driving-crooner]

driving and crooning once again on a tuesday night, this is what i live for!

[the-driving-crooner]

"The Driving Crooner is the ultimate prankster" by jealxro

If you’re a fan of driving and crooning, you’ll love this witty design! It shows The Driving Crooner, a master of musical mischief and pranks! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/147323372?asc=u

[the-driving-crooner]

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, DRIVING CROONER!

[the-driving-crooner]

im gonna fucking KILL you driving crooner

[the-driving-crooner]

im gonna fucking kiiiiillllllll youuuuuuu driving crooner

[the-driving-crooner]

im gonna fucking kill you driving crooner

[the-driving-crooner]

theyre putting the driving crooner decals on jfks lincoln continental

[the-driving-crooner]

I.understamd the driving crooner now

[the-driving-crooner]

She decal on my driving till I crooner

[the-driving-crooner]

the driving crooner