the-dragon-paiku
is the bird dead yet
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I'm just a dragon irl who was given access to the internet. I have near-zero original things here, but I do have a fantastic taste in reblogs, if I may say so myself. Labels I identify with:-otherkin-asexual-furry-male(ish)-awesome 
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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Okami - Festival for the Gods
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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Okami - Festival for the Gods
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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Enough of the trope where memory loss undoes the damage or the corruption or whatever. More content where removing memories just removes the context.
The tragedy of needing to grieve and not knowing what or who you lost or why. The angst of having trauma and being denied the awareness that it's trauma. The suspense of being different somehow and left to wonder how and when. The tension of knowing that something is off and you can't find where it hurts. The Adventure Zone gets it. Kingdom Hearts gets it.
There is an aching inside you and you don't know how it got there.
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\: u like book? u want buy book? two dollar *falls asleep*
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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In the spirit of Halloween, due to my own experiences as of an hour ago, I have come up with a new horror video game.
Because of the low atmospheric pressure, two things have happened: my blood pressure levels are somewhere in the vicinity of my ass, and there is. Fog. Fucking. Everywhere. The kind of weather only Jack the Ripper could enjoy.
No sane person would go outside. Except the people who still have to walk their dogs.
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(This was when the fog was actually still traversable and I theoretically still knew where I was. The moment you hit a less lit area, you're toast)
So the game would be first person POV, and you get lost in your own fucking neighborhood. Your only guide is your scaredy-cat of an idiot dog, and you know you can't let go of the leash for even a second because you're not going to see the damn dog ever again. Which is also bad because the dog is the only creature around who knows how to get home.
So you're feeling sleepy and headachy and yet somehow have the anxiety levels of someone being hunted for sport, your dog who is the only one who knows how to get home keeps jumping at shadows. You wonder if that's because he can hear things you can't in the dark.
Suddenly you see the fucking grim reaper approaching on a fucking skateboard. You nearly piss yourself, only for the geim reaper to pass you by, whirling fog around him, then reveal it's actually a kid on a bike with his friend standing on the seat behind him. You're vaguely happy you didn't actually scream.
But the next monster you see? Might not be kids.
So you better hold that leash tight and hope the dog can get you home before you're both eaten.
Happy Halloween. If you need me, please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get out of the damn fog.
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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Of course you have a bite attack and two claw attacks and two wing attacks and a tail slap and a breath weapon. And pronouns. 🙄
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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passing the same post around back and forth with my mutuals like it's a joint or a twink even
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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BAD IDEA BAD IDEA
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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Wait wait wait hold on, is that a remake of Moana? Already??
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*
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the-dragon-paiku · 1 year ago
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Boyfriend's shirt.
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