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Wouldnt it be crasy if @/the-disemvoweler , @/the-disemconsonanter and @/the-disempunctuationer teamed up on a post. And it would just be an empty post.

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o e ee o i e ee a eoe ooa a i o i e o oe

if you have me blocked consider my goons en route

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the-disembitcher

replace one word of your url with bitch

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a a i o oua eou o ae a ei ao eio o y o a ei u o ae oaiio o y o

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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I ae o e e "Io e iiee" oe, I' oa ee eey ii o o eie ey o oe o i o o e a a ai a a i. ae eue', ii a auiio a e eay. e' e i ou.

In wake of the new "Into the Gimmickverse" project, I'm gonna need every gimmick blog to either reply or comment on this post so we can start making a cast list. Have resume's, gimmick and auditions at the ready. We'll be in touch.

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o o i a ae?

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

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oe eo a ea ~300 ou o eee i a a UU

i o a ee UU-iie!

one person can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day

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I remove people's consonants and hate racists

I bite people and hate racists

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I' ai ee i o e oo a ou ae aa oe oo

I keep talking about how gay I am but I don't have any statistics to back it up, I'm just hoping that if I keep talking about how gay I am eventually something will happen, I've been manifesting falling in love for the past 5 years

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a e u i ou oe

Unfortunately Q4 of the fiscal year was a disaster so my tumblr posts will be extremely low budget starting now.

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a ou ae i @e-ieoee a @e-ieooae ee o aea i ðe ae o? ou ðe aiiae ea oðe? e' ee o ði eioe o u þue.

what would happen if @the-disemvoweler and @the-disemconsonanter were to appear in ðe same post? would ðey annihilate each oðer? let's see on ðis episode of [tumblr] myþbusters.

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e i, i i o e 1 oe I’ o oaiai o ii oo ieiae

I i e 5 oe I’ e e i a oe e a o ue

I i e 10 oe I’ ii i e a o a

A 12 oe ( u ue) I’ e a oa i a uie e e o e ea

Screw it, if this post gets 1k notes I’ll stop procrastinating on writing my book immediately

If it gets 5k notes I’ll get the first draft done by the start of summer

If it gets 10k notes I’ll finish it by the start of fall

At 12k notes (my lucky number) I’ll get a contract with a publisher by the end of the year

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e i a o oio i e o' a aou oio

e i ue o i u i a a o a e i a a e ue ae uo a ouie oe

oo ui u i a u u ee' o a

the first law of motion is we don't talk about motion

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e e aou uo o O eea o, I oa o a ou'e oa oa aou

A o ou ae eee

Tell me about your top On Repeat song, I gotta know what you're totally normal about

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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

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i ea a o a o u, u aie i ei e o i i o e oe aeie a i i o a o e

i really want to talk to my crush, but my anxiety isnt letting me so if this post gets 10k notes by valentines day i will try to talk to her