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Absolutely obsessed with the idea of the Hargreeves level of fame in season one. Not Allison cause she had a whole other career but like Diego. Imagine Diego going to get milk or something and the lady at the register is like hey. Your that umbrella guy. Him getting weird looks at like the airport and having people whisper and point at him and try to see if he’s holding any knives cause that’s like his identifier. Like is that the famous kid from my childhood? Or just a thirty year old man who really likes leather??? THE WORLD MY NEVER KNOW
#guys!#guess who's back!#(temporarily lol)#imma be active for a lil bit maybe next week#cause i just finished season 2 and when i tell you i SCREAMED#chile anyways so
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Y’know.. The Monopoly man
Instagram / Twitter
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What if Five LOVED Sesame Street because it was educational or whatever, so when he got his name he tried to name himself Elmo but everyone just called him Five because no one could/would take him seriously.
Five’s real name is Elmo spread the word
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infants are so goddamn funny. i was holding my niece today and i just told her “i diagnose you with baby” and she stared at me with the absolute widest eyes like i’d just told her the secret to life itself so i nodded and went “it’s true! you’re just baby” and she stopped for a few seconds, then absolutely YELLED her little head off, very seriously informed me, “ABABABABABAAAAA” and faceplanted into my shoulder, where she promptly began to try to eat my shirt
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i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
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Academy kids: *spend the entire season trying to stop the apocalypse*
Academy kids: *literally CAUSE the apocalypse*
Academy kids:
(I’ll never reach @27-umbrellas level of expertise when it comes to tua memes, but I can sure as hell try)
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Not to be horny on main but if I ever met Klaus Hargreeves I’d give him a big hug
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The White Violin
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woAH!!! ohmygod the DETAIL that was put into this!!
Sir Reginald Hargreeves, a.k.a. The Monocle, an extraterrestrial disguised as a famous entrepreneur, adopts seven children, and prepares them to save the world from an unspecified threat as the Umbrella Academy.
#some people have so much talent!!#🤩🤩🤩#this is the best thing ive ever seen i genuinely love this so much
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I’m sorry but Ben and Five have the same “you’re all useless” energy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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