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How do you think he gets those cockatoo bangs to stand up? Magic??

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I think all wheelchair users should get to steal one set of kneecaps from a pedestrian with zero consequences for every 1000 hours they spend in a wheelchair. Like a punch card or something. People who walk are entirely too comfortable sharing their opinions and I think kneecap theft could change that for the better.

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Emmrich: woe… I shall never find the eduring devotion and love that I so yearn for… I am resigned to live out the rest of my days in solitude…

This strange gremlin who is constantly giving themself concussions by smashing their head directly into crates and pottery: I would literally both kill and die for you old man

Emmrich: *surprised pikachu face* exquisite.

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"𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭."

Charles Dance/Yeston & Kopit Concept Makeup

Phantom Makeup & Cosplay: @phantomonabudget

Prosthetic: @dyadmufx

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GOOD OMENS 1.05- ‘The Doomsday Option'

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#Elphaba's dad using her full name to blame her vs Glinda using it to show her how she is

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Lucanis, based off Le génie du mal

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new year new mountain goats

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fun lil woowoo fight sketch

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It's hot when you're going through hell And you're hating yourself, I'm feeling myself.

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Fuck it *un-shimmers your Silco*

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sixty billion double dollars!!

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yeah so I was combing thru ep 1 for background details and saw jayce has a poster of a pinup girl wearing a corset on the wall of his room. dork

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I've noticed that some authors have favorite/commonly used words. Terry Pratchett seemed to favor "susurrus", and I've noticed "apotheosis" occur in your writing a few times. Is this conscious for you/ do you have any other words you really like?

Look, mate, if you know any other good words for emerging from a metaphorical chrysalis into a form of being almost godlike in its power, thus irrevocably severing oneself from the mortal world in ways both awe-inspiring and tragic, then I'd be happy to use 'em.

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pov: ur illario and u just walked into the cantori diamond

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i hauve a cold

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We’re.. multiplying..