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hhhgghgh i could talk about this for ten hours but i will cry more than i already am so maybe next time

I think you carry the people you’ve loved with you forever, not in a ‘you can never get over them’ way but more like loving them changed you and it meant something and you have to make peace with that

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i'm literally normal if anyone cares at all .

am i thinking about magnus ? am i thinking about my partner and the desperation of being on opposite coasts of someone i need so badly ? am i thinking about that dom and his best friend who have both used me on separate occasions and who seem to very much enjoy giggling Specifically about me and then not telling me what they were talking about ? we'll never know. probably all of the above

god someone shoot me in the head like Actually

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actually killing myself because on lucky happenstance this man had me sobbing into his thigh barely a week ago and i still have bruises (/pos to the point that i'm really upset that they're fading) and now i have to act completely normal around him like ouu yes!! what a normal night at karaoke !!! nothing insane happening in my brain rn !!! let me buy you a drink !! wow you sang so well !! get home safe !!! it was so good to see you !!! IM GOING TO TEAR MY HAIR OUT im actually going to go insane do not ever let a bpd puppy have a crush . next time i have a crush on a dom i need you guys to execute me on the spot . ON THE SPOT . and he told me not to be shy around him but like what . i know that if i'm too obviously needy i'll scare him off because he isn't even really looking for additional pets right now so i need to act like a normal fun friend but HOW oh god please kill me . how am i not supposed to think about What Happened. and now this karaoke thing i hope he explodes .

guys i need a blunt posthaste it's over

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i need to be put down like a dog bc what do you mean "i'm not looking for regular play people right now but i'd love to see more of you, more often" and then i sing a little nostalgic maroon 5 song at karaoke and suddenly you're halfway onstage singing these parts back at me with such a desperate intensity we might as well have been the only people in the room Oh god . please someone shoot me with a gun right fucking now

guys i need a blunt posthaste it's over

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homoerotic karaoke is apparently a thing bc what just happened to me. im going to eat rocks

guys i need a blunt posthaste it's over

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sorry for treating this blog like a twitter priv it will happen again

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guys i need a blunt posthaste it's over

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LORD

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i'm gonna crawl out of my skinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn but like mostly /pos

IM HAVING A COMPLETELY NORMAL TIME RN EVERYTHING IS REGULAR !!!!! IF YOU WERE WONDERING !!!!!!

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IM HAVING A COMPLETELY NORMAL TIME RN EVERYTHING IS REGULAR !!!!! IF YOU WERE WONDERING !!!!!!

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no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

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Therapy isn't enough I need to have unprotected sex with a Space Marine.

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i think probably at least on a personal level the driving force behind the desire to be cursed demonically kidnapped and eternally forced into a sexual servitude that erodes my very essence by a demonic entity immune to my pleas or even my basic comprehension is more than anything a labor-avoidant fantasy based both in the desire to remove the toil of work and the inability to conceptualize a whole and intact self which does not work, necessitating the theoretical destruction of the soul in order to reckon the removal of obligation with the continued existence of (even torturous and inescapable) pleasure (see Max Weber, The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism: a Classic Study of the Fundamental Relationships Between Religion and the Economic and Social Life in Modern Culture, trans. Talcott Parsons (London: George Allen & Unwin Ltd., 1930)). however the horns are at least in part also a factor

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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

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pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

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Konrad bat-sleeping - I had to sketch this pose again in focus because I CANT REPEAT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS

Ok, but imagine the following: Sevatar or whomever comes into Konrad’s pitch dark sanctum because they need to talk and when he opens the door he’s hanging from the ceiling like this, naked ofc, amongst meathooks and corpses, like a predator in their lair. Konrad, upon seeing he has a visitor elegantly and almost noiselessly climbs down then walks up to the visitor butt ass naked like “yes?”

Ref: https://www.tumblr.com/thewindowofthesummerhouse/763187206618759168/tristan-elwell

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guys i'm behaving super normally rn if you care 🤝