I like long walks down back alleys and chloroform. My hobbies include tree climbing, observational stealth, and flower arranging.
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https://twitter.com/coff33detective/status/1271463582312673281
“make yourselves impossible to ignore. 10,000 signatures on twitter is a lot but 10 unique personal emails is enough to derail an entire council session.”
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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
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The only response I'll add on to this as some one who works with the youths in mass on the daily: Trust me. They smoke. It's vaping. The amount of vapes I've had to confiscate is staggering. Though weirdly, not all of them (though most do) realize vaping is smoking. All the rest though? Yeah. It is wild to see it happen in person.
weird anti ideology finally leaking out into the mainstream
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open a new window somewhere in the world.
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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise
they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths
like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way
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tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes
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please listen to Bert’s nephew i am begging you
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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
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Lines of thought that seem Normal but are actually rooted in extreme puritanism:
-Seeing the nude human body is inherently traumatic -Sex scenes in art are pointless -Wearing kink-related clothing in public is the similar to performing a sex scene in front of unwilling participants -Depicting female characters expressing sexuality is always degrading -People's sexual fantasies are always an endorsement of the behavior they want to see in real life -Sex work is more traumatic and coercive than other types of work The goal is to treat sex as just another thing people do. That is a much healthier attitude than hiding it! It's not uniquely traumatic, it's not weird to talk about it or include it in society.
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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
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William Orpen NUDE GIRL READING
Dimensions: 36.61 X 29.92 in (93 X 76 cm) Medium: oil on canvas
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Please don’t pay for his music.
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I need to keep lactaid tablets in my house for guests because while I’m not lactose intolerant many of my friends are and no one who’s lactose intolerant ever seems to carry lactaid on their person and take it when they need it. not under my roof bitch.
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i listen to this podcast by two priests who talk about what life as a priest is like because I find their stories interesting, and one of the best moments was when the younger priest, baby priest we shall call him, absolutely lost it on the podcast because he had been preaching, then he saw someone do a full body sigh, shoulders up and down, then look at their watch, and then shoot baby priest a dirty look. Because priests are human too, this priest found it irritating on a human level, which, okay, I can see that--and then, he spent several minutes vehemently (and jokingly, but also, vehemently) proposing that Catholicism should update its rules so if anyone does that, the priest is allowed to come down from the altar and challenge the person to hand-to-hand combat. He argued that more people would come back to church if there was a chance of seeing the priest getting in a fistfight and in fact they might go to church multiple times a day. He stubbornly refused to allow exemptions for little old ladies. he was fully and passionately committed to the idea of Catholicism allowing priests to fistfight parishioners in the middle of mass, and I'm going to say it: i think he was right
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