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The Creepy Guy Around the Corner
I like long walks down back alleys and chloroform. My hobbies include tree climbing, observational stealth, and flower arranging.
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I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.
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notice: if you continue, several fetish scenarios will proceed in sequence.
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outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"
#lived with a now ex friend for a bit who refused to keep their cats indoor#even though mine was#it was really frustrating but it was their house#I thankfully kept my boy safe inside#and even when they moved and had a neighbor who asked them to keep their cat inside#because said cat kept wandering into their yard where their dog tried to attack it#they waited like a week then started letting the cat outside again#would always be like#oh well cat 1 is an indoor outdoor#so it would be unfair for me to have cat 2 be only indoor so she is too#if they both die I’ll have my next be indoor#like buddy#have them be indoor NOW#I currently have two beautiful boys who are fully indoor except for leash time#they keep each other happy by playing together and have never shows signs of sadness from being indoors#give your cats indoor enrichment#they’ll be fine#and more importantly they will be safe
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Some of y'all are super biteable and criminally underbitten and that's horrible
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I don’t like knights in the “glorifying a military police force as symbols of power, wealth, and tradition” way. I like knights in the “cult of chivalry and psychological fallout of raising sons to die like their fathers for a king they’ll never meet” way but also in a “swords and armor symbolic of the heaviness and impermanence of manhood” way.
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"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees
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Haunted House 2023
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Illustrated by Tatyana Alanis
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Hey, if you never hear from me again it is because I got lost getting to/from my hotel room and am now trapped
I’m honestly not sure I captured all the twists and turns
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You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong
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can they change the temperature outside to something else
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do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
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girl help there's leftist infighting on my dash
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inspired by this post by @villainanders
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