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This photo only captures stage one of the Sherlock Frustration levels. The next is throwing things. Should’ve known better than to leave my cuppa there. #itwascold #caughtthemugthough #usedtoit

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Contrary to popular belief, he does occasionally smile. #lookatthatface #someoneputhimoutofhismisery #thatfuckingscarf

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THIS. This is how I’m greeted on holiday from uni. How welcoming. #heaskedforthepassword #tomyflat #andsomehowImthechild

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Can John’s fans, um............. stop? #youremakingmeuncomfortable #really #stop #heislegallymydad #thisisthetamestoneifound

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That’s it... That’s John. (This is why he’s happy my account is private. Jokes on him since people keep screenshotting my posts.) #smolder #imnotamodelthecamerajustwentoff #dontyouwishyourgirlfriendswashotlikeme

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This is honestly the best the kitchen has ever looked... So either John started picking up the slack while I was at uni or Mrs. Hudson truly IS their housekeeper. We all know the answer #irlangel #onedoesnotsimplytakeherforgranted #granofbakerstreet #thankyoumrsh

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What a cutie #bakerstreetsfavouritepathologist #sherarelyletsmetakeherpicture #absolutelygorgeous

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Can’t believe my luck running into a couple of supermodels! #werkit #dapperaf #cutest #modelsinnit

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“Bad influence” is putting it lightly #accidentalpun #getit #lightly #dontsmokekids

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So, bit of a change, quite late on, but... I’ve decided to scrap the English Lit shite and instead pursue *drum rooooooooll* social work! Ya know, helping kids in bad situations and what not? The foster care system, Child Protective Services, etc... Yeah, it means starting COMPLETELY over, but... I’m ready.

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Me: “Say cheese.” Him: ... #howfuckingrude #violenceisnottheanswer

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Photo taken by Grace #nuffsaid

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An absolute vision... with utterly terrifying road rage. #wearyourseatbeltkids #iwasntsureweweregonnamakeit #happytobeinonepiece #thequeenofcompartmentalizing

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YASSSSS. WORK IT, HONEY. #aflyguy #windsweppedhair #imnotamodelthecamerajustwentoff #imsorryhasanyoneseenjohn #cantfindhim

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#TBT to when Grace and I visited Copenhagen and more specifically, the little mermaid statue. #dreamsdocometrue #thanksamillion

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A hero in a time of crisis...

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Whoever made this was rIGHT ON THE MONEY. This is pretty much how he begins every sentence. #10/10 #wouldrecommend #actuallyitakethatback #0/10doctorsrecommendsherlock