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This Strap Does 11,640 Damage per Second

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shout out to girls (me) who want to look femme (me) but who grow facial hair extremely quickly (me) and are suffering (me)

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if u enjoyed my content this year, u can give me a new year’s tip AND force hundreds of thousands of internet denizens to stare into the haunted googly eyes of the image below!!!

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

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i wanna talk about this shot

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hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

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elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

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irresponsible adhd top tip #???

sleep with the curtains open because you can turn off six hundred alarms but you can't turn off the sun without effort

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If you find the military has left out pamphlets, you take them all and throw them away.

did this at a local comic book store once! Fuck that comic book store, it’s a creepy and bad place

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[ID: A digital illustration of Ezri Dax from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. She is visible from the shoulders up, looking straight ahead with a small smile in front of a pale blue background. End description.]

Sweet worm!!

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i need cash so i will be selling nudes, however they will be nudes of various shaved animals such as naked sun bears

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*scuttles after you gibbering about space and free healthcare*

*scuttles across your dash muttering about blue whales & democratic socialism*

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Real talk I hate modern interior design. I loathe it. I detest it in the personal vindictive way typically reserved for middle school bullies and extended family members who vote republican. Modern furniture design is grotesque, and not in the fun freaky way I respect. It is disgusting. It is morally indefensible. It has no back support, provides no comfort, no joy, no cushion for my tush or my spine. Minimalism does not exist for you, it in fact resents your very presence and the fact of your birth. These worthless sticks of chrome and pleather furniture are shaped solely to stroke the slimy egoes of fool designers & capitalists & hipster-cum-sports bars that charge $12 for an appetizer. Such morally defunct furnishings are for observation and corporate office waiting room decoration only, their raison d'etre is stubbed toes and back pain, they exist to punish you for having the needs of flesh, how dare you mistake them for friends