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maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

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i fucking hate it when a movie or a tv show does some shit where a character has a shitty dad and another character tells them to forgive him because. "it's your dad". that means nothing. more people should be killing their fathers.

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obligatory tom and b’elanna posting

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A crossover for the ages.

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My douchey coworker started a story by being like, “You know Mr. Beast?”

And honest to god, I don’t, but I suspect if this coworker likes him then I wouldn’t care for him. I had the unparalleled pleasure of going, “The moldy cheese guy?”

That was the only thing I knew associated with the name.

Fully derailed him. He was absolutely baffled and stopped to google the moldy cheese scandal. So thank you tumblr, for sharing about the moldy cheese so I didn’t have to listen to that anecdote.

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that one friend who is insanely smart, but also the most oblivious person on earth

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I just hope now that Dan knows platypuses glow under UV light, that we get to see that

Bonus:

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The lighting be giving mad scientist vibes.

Phineas has a teleportation pad. Where he gonna go?

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in my mind every fictional lawyer went to law school together. elle woods and phoenix wright and jeff winger and matt murdock and spencer icarly they were all roommates at harvard law and they're also besties. they have brunch dates every week

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im not a huge fan of genderbends but ive gotta say i do have a lot of respect for when you can tell someone has put actual thought into how a character would be affected by being raised a different gender. like some characters have gender related hang ups and toxic ideals and perform such a heightened ideal of their gender that you just know genderbending them would completely change their character design. and others its like. you could make this man a woman and it would change absolutely nothing.

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Rose Tyler’s Interstellar Nokia 3205

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My friend Mahmoud's area got bombed, again. Please donate to help him survive, less than 2k euros left to reach his goal.

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