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The Ponies by musidorette

The Unicorns

The Pegasuses

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One of my more outwardly baffling autistic traits is that often I will fully know that you're being sarcastic or joking & I'll just keep talking. I'll respond to it in earnest thinking I'm continuing the bit but I do it too flatly and everybody knows I'm autistic so they'll stop and be like hey that was a joke & I'm like I know

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doodle

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meet Li! the pangolin girlfailure ^^

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GHOULIAAA YELPS :D

I love her so much she’s so cool 😩

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Really, dude? Local dumb bitch realizes that the dolphins referred to by Hootie and the Blowfish are the Miami football team, not the aquatic mammal.

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trying to gently tell my TAs and professors that they literally have to give me accommodations legally

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Acrylic "Portal" painting, by Steven Novak

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Hi tumblr! Ive never used this app before but heres a tea party :D

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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

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my parents keep yelling at me for running around without shoes on so im doing yard work like

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I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked "Do you know what a banshee is?" and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn't know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT

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