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Cat In A Funny Human Outfit
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I can’t swim and I’m too scared to learn. if I followed you/liked something it may be for my autism/Star Trek blog https://spacerobotnameddata.tumblr.com/ (info for me is on that description but I am an adult which I’d like to clarify on here as well). From Texas. Mutuals can ask for my discord if they want :3
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 18 hours ago
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snort...
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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""Behold, as a wild ass in the desert go I forth to my work" Patrick Stewart as Gurney Halleck
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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plush cat sewing himself back together 🪡
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”
the plans:
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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Sound on to hear a kid being very excited about nature (no screaming), a dad being a good dad, and most importantly how quiet an owl flies.
Because you've probably heard about how an owl's feathers have evolved for silent flying, but it doesn't sink in until you "hear" an owl fly for yourself.
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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you're my present this year
For the last time, I am not giving you my penis
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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Kringle's Conundrum 🎅
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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Because she made eye contact?
Do you know who you got tour autism from ?
(Sorry if this is a question too personal :[ )
when I was twelve years old a witch stared at me in the forest, and from then on nothing has been right
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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🆘️please one minute of your time 🙏😢
Hello, this is my daughter Razan, an eight-year-old child who lost her bedroom, which was the most precious thing she owned💔😢.
She has been deprived of her childhood and always cries over it.😢
Please donate to help her live like other children in the world.🙏🤗
Your donation could save an entire family.😊
I kindly ask you to support my campaign so we can rescue our family from loss and rise again. Thank you🤗💜.
This is my campaign link if you intrested in help 👇
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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The juxtaposition of these articles is something, that's for sure.
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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Munther Isaac's Christmas message from Bethlehem. It's in English so there's no mistaking who needs to hear it. Please don't ignore it.
"We will be OK. Despite the immense blow we have endured, we, the Palestinians, will recover. We will rise. We will stand up again from the midst of destruction, as we have always done as Palestinians. Although this is, by far, maybe the biggest blow we have received in a long time, but we will be OK. But for those who are complicit, I feel sorry for you. Will you ever recover from this? Your charity and your words of shock after the genocide won't make a difference, and I know these words of shock are coming, and I know people will give generously for charity, but your words won't make a difference. Words of regret won't suffice for you. And let me say it; we will not accept your apology after the genocide. What has been done has been done. I want you to look in the mirror, and ask: Where was I when Gaza was going through a genocide?"
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”
and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”
and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.
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the-catbeast-lawfirm · 1 day ago
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legit so annoyed about the way the corporate media wants to paint those women waiting outside the court as crazy and as only being there because Luigi is hot. I looked up pictures of them outside the court and they all held signs and were there to send a message: "health over wealth", "denial of medical care = violence", "murder for profit = terrorism", "the United States healthcare stole my livelihood", "insurance lobbyists line politicians' pockets", "healthcare reform NOW". Yeah, they're there because he's hot for sure. Also, there were a lot of men as well but hey, that's not helping the narrative right?
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