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thinking about. the lego ducks i saw

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im crying this shit is so embarrassing

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shaking my head while reading back over my journal so that everyone knows i dont approve of my life choices

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Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

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if you had to come up with a name for a new shade of yellow what would it be

Hesper

It would be that faded greenish-yellow that is close to being amber but in a grassy kinda way

Like in this family

Mostly to the right

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guy who wins at poker not by being stoic but by bursting into tears every time he looks at his cards, just full hysterical breakdown every round and you gotta peer through the void of theatre kid problems to figure it out

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Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

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oceanic prisms 🌈✨ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 

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Magnoliasaur

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Mew Miku! Aka Miku in the Mew Mew Cafe uniform 🩵

Someday soon I’ll begin working on my mew zakuro cosplay. That was supposed to be done for a con in January but I had to restudy for boards :/

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stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

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Fun trick if you’re a non binary person writing a het romance: INFECT THEM WITH ¡GAY!

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keeping wild animals as pets is bad. except me. let me into your house

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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.