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jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

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please read this article about a dude whose survival mode Fallout run glitched and caused Preston Garvey to relentlessly hunt him down It Follows-style

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My stepsister was raised to expect everything handed to her on a platter. She’s the first-born idol of her side of the family. She’s not an only child but she fills every cliche of the spoilt brat only kid. I feel sorry for her brother and sister. They get treated so differently, although they’re okay people for it they do miss out on a lot from their parents.

Stepsister is also a bigoted, racist cow. The filth that spills from her mouth and her attitudes about anybody who isn’t attractive, cool, or normal is sickening. I’ve lived with it for years and I’m pretty bitter about it, though I keep the peace for my mom’s sake. Worst that’s happened between us is a screaming match where I ended up bawling and wilting because she hates the idea of gays being visibly gay, gays being allowed around kids, gay marriage, and she wonders out loud why we can’t just shut the fuck up and hide like good little freaks. Me, I’m lesbian and out.

I’m not terribly confident at the best of times, though I’ll stand my ground when it comes to that kind of bigotry, but her confidence is absolute. she feels she’s right all the time and entirely dismisses anything that stands in the way of her bigotry and goes into attack if she feels threatened, and everything threatens her. Fuck I hate her.

Occasionally I check her facebook page (we’re not friended, but it’s well worth seeing what she’s up to in order to prepare for her dramas before they hit the family). Before her wedding she had a meltdown on facebook at the cost of the photographer she wanted. I know the guy she wanted to use, and he’s damned good and charges worthwhile prices for good work.

The kicker here is that’s my profession too. Most of my income comes through my photography. Commercial and product though, not weddings thankfully.

And in a little post on the wall of a friend of hers, hidden from general view, she said she planned to get around even paying for a wedding photographer by inviting me. She knows I always have a camera on me and one or another of them comes with me everywhere. The presumptive cow decided she’d get free wedding photos out of me.

Day of the wedding I brought my worst camera body with a broken flash, and a useless 17-85mm lens (a rubbish lens to start with) that I borrowed (ironically from the photographer she wouldn’t pay for) and had suffered from a water spill. It took photos with bad halos around EVERYTHING, and I took photos constantly in small jpg mode.

She asked for the photos from me after the wedding and I gave her the cards with them all on, straight from the camera.

It made her cry. She went fucking MENTAL at me to her and my family, but not a soul except her and her husband lay any blame on me for taking shit photos because hey, I was never hired for the job and never told to my face I’d be needed as a photographer, let alone paid for anything. If she had a clue beyond the superficial she’d realize that her wedding, the actual event, and the marriage that followed was the most special part of it all - but no. She considers the ability to show off her wedding to be the most important thing, and I removed some of that ability from her.

I took a small professional hit I’m sure, but I can live with that if it keeps her away from me.

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i mean i love cartoons about how the Kids Today are spending too much time on the Netflix and the Binge TV in general

but this one straight up says that the lady in blue watched about 47 hours of TV last night and the lady in pink watched 211 hours

no wonder their eyes are spirals, this is some junji ito shit

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person: the original song is always better than the cover

me: 

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when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you 

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When I hear someone talking shit

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Classical Pieces You've Probably Heard but Might Not Remember the Name

William Tell Overture- Rossini (Most famous part at 8:45, but why not listen to the whole thing?)

Also Sprach Zarathustra- Strauss

Eine Kleine Nachtmusik- Mozart

Symphony 94, Mvt. 2 “Surprise Symphony”- Haydn 

Toccata and Fugue in d Minor-Bach

Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2- Chopin

Rondo alla Turca- Mozart

Sinfonie de Fanfares: Rondeau- Jean-Joseph Mouret

The Four Seasons: Spring- Vivaldi (I just linked to the whole thing because it’s great)

Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring- Bach

O Fortuna (from Carmina Burana)- Carl Orff

Funeral March- Chopin

Orpheus in the Underworld: Infernal Galop (A.K.A. Can Can)- Offenbach

Pomp and Circumstance (You probably graduated to this)- Elgar

Gayane: Sabre Dance- Aram Khachaturian

A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Wedding March- Mendelssohn

Carmen: Les Toreadors- Bizet

The Ride of the Valkyries- Wagner

Für Elise- Beethoven

Dance of the Hours- Ponchielli

Rigotello: La Donna e Mobile- Verdi

Night on Bald Mountain- Mussorgsky

Romeo and Juliet: Love Theme- Tchaikovsky

Entry of the Gladiators- Julius Fucik

Lakmé: Flower Duet- Delibes

Peer Gynt: In the Hall of the Mountain King- Greig

Rodeo: Hoedown- Copland

Peer Gynt: Morning Mood- Greig

New World Symphony Mov. [2][4]- Dvorak

Ave Maria (You knew this, but did you know that it was by Schubert?)

Canon in D- Pachelbel

Add others if you want! Have fun!

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I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic