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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"

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me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

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I don’t why, but I really like this.

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[the-boy-tm]

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

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[the-boy-tm]

I love closing tumblr, bye mentally ill people, see you in ten minutes when i inevitably open tumblr again

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Tumblr is trying so hard not to let me post the funniest lent picture I've ever seen but I don't give up easy

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we are literally all going to be ok 🥰. unless we won’t be 🧐. but we will 😋.

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Ya daddy was so hypnotized by this bussy that he hit an iceberg at around 23:40 (ship's time) on Sunday, 14 April 1912 😳🧊

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important reminder: somewhere nearby, there is a bird.

probably more than one, even