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The boy

The Yoshi Kid redesign I did way back when for TTYD has started growing on me ngl

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Writing high fantasy is harder for me than it used to be because I'll write "The door swung open" and I'll imagine some tumblr user with three different grad degrees in medieval history dunking on me with a 2,000-word post about how door hinges weren't invented until 1956 and before that they'd just smash them open with axes and rebuild them each time.

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Now this is a fucking deep cut of a reference lmao

it's too late. i've already depicted you as the buffoonish juror 3 and myself as the unbothered and collected juror 12. it's over.

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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

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You, a normal human, try out a dating app you've never heard of and soon find out it's a dating app for supernatural entities. Every date you go on, your date is always surprised you're not repulsed by their non-human features. But your latest date just can't believe you're not joking…

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Senpai says you’re welcome

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"Yeah I'm trans btw"

"Masc, or femme?"

"Undead"

You things are disgusting. Genuinely wanting to destroy your body, mind, and soul for a result you’ll no longer even have the mental capacity to appreciate, then likely get killed and consumed by something you once called a friend. Absolutely revolting. Hope you get what you want, cuz you’ll wish that you hadn’t.

@ayviedoesthings want to consume me????? WANT TO DESTROY MY BODY MIND AND SOUL TOGETHER?

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matt tumbleweed actually did it

this wasn't in there just two weeks ago

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at the pharmacy

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It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

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My oil painting of an Uncrustable

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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a fun thing to do when you come across an image of Mr. Beast is to zoom in so you cut off the lower part of his stupid grinning face and just look at his eyes. they're never the eyes of a happy man