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*Knocks on your door* Hello, I'm Fergie's witness do you have a moment to talk about how she's up in the gym working on her fitness

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Why don't we have a charm or spell that causes brain freeze? I think it would work better to cause annoying daily actions than to use complicated spells. Or mabey a curse that can make you feel the pain of a papercuts between your toes. Some kid in the battle of hogwarts: brain freezio Death eater: Avada keda-UH FUCK

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Most musicals and plays become complete fuck ups after act 2, but during reading Harry potter and the cursed child I constantly imagined the narrator saying :" It was past act 2, but the fuck up had just begun."

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Maybe cake comforted her so much that her patronus became one.

maybe she loved cake so much that she became one

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You know how in movies the protagonist finds antagonist's people and asks them questions and the villain's bros always use some pronoun that reveals the gender? I want a movie in which as usual the protag starts questioning the bros and they use "they" as a pronoun for the antag and the hero is all like what? So it's a group? And later it turns out the antag is only one person and IS ACTUALLY AGENDER

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“Snow in Venice” - Elizaveta

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You know that feeling when you all the pictures show your favorite actor and you think they always act cute and all and then you see some scenes of a movie they acted in and they look like a badass mass murderer and you're just like No Not true My cinnamon roll did What

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Holy cow

She’s a beauty queen

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Wow I didn't know Darth Vader was a fan of "Don't threaten me with a good time" by Panic! At the disco

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I Can’t Let Some Things Go 👀 (W/ @jonerstrokes)

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Hamilton: CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME! Washington: Washington: I'm Washingdone with your attitude Washington: You need to Washingtone it down a bit