the-birdwatcher
the-birdwatcher
Professional Idiot
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the-birdwatcher · 5 years ago
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the-birdwatcher · 5 years ago
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There should be a splash potion that causes a hostile mob (or actually any mob really) to register as a player so other hostile mobs will attack it
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the-birdwatcher · 5 years ago
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the-birdwatcher · 5 years ago
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In the club
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the-birdwatcher · 5 years ago
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I have become obsessed with long term nuclear waste disposal warnings
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the-birdwatcher · 5 years ago
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I’m still proud of this
a edit i did a while ago👌🏻
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the-birdwatcher · 5 years ago
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paramount really had to hardcore yank perch’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the krusty krab dumpster during the lunch rush’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a hallmark original christmas movie . u already kno some paramount director mustve went back to the source material and noticed perch’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him a crew cut and called it a day smh . mess
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the-birdwatcher · 5 years ago
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sketchin katara n toph between projects cos i love em
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the-birdwatcher · 5 years ago
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“its dark im scared”
dont worry bae i got this
*stomps foot*
*sketchers light up*
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the-birdwatcher · 5 years ago
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*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
“sir we don’t serve that”
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
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