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*makes a minor mistake in speech or writing* Haha sorry i havent slept in 150 hours and im on experimental drugs given to me by an insane person with frazzled white hair

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i love characters who smoke but i wish people would actually show the side effects of smoking affecting them. like depending on how much they smoke they should just go into a comically long coughing fit mid-sentence

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hey sorry i can't come to that thing on saturday. yeah im being executed on friday. yeah it's because i made a joke but it came off as way meaner than i expected. if you want we could grab coffee thursday though. huh? oh a million billion explosions. yeah seemed a little much to me too but whatever.

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im taking the madness challenge #madnesschallenge

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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

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bestieism in progress

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One thing about me is i will re-enter the time loop

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kids these days just want to be on phone. NO ONE is dying at my antarctic research station

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you are the weakest twink goodbye

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I HATE THE PROPHECY

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some m/f ships are like. that woman is a lesbian. however that man is a woman so it all works out

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before i die terribly in legendary battle ,let me get a few epithets out of all this

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you know what its actually really cool to surrender to your rage and to have your heart fill with savage power. Violent revenge is really the answer

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girls will say "well that was bad but at least it'll never happen again" while literally being afflicted with lycanthropy, the eternal curse characterized by periodically recurring and unbreakable cycles of violence

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projecting myself into ur nightmares tonight see u later

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you ever see a picture of two guys and the only thing you can think is oh definitely one drunken handjob in 2006

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and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse