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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

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the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

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jason todd cagefighting au that lives in my mind at all times and will never see the light.. i love you..

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anyway its so nice to be able to hang out with you guys whenever i want for once. what should we do next. how about some karaoke

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for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

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I stand corrected. It was not glaring, lol. The throuple has a rival.

Also autocorrect, I meant to say changeling.

Mid-evil Midwest. 11. Liveblog. I think it’s hilarious that they assume the waitress glaring at Malachi is because they are the changing and not because he has his boots on the table.

Adventurer brain.

The energy in this episode is incredible and feral.

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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

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Mid-evil Midwest. 11. Liveblog. I think it’s hilarious that they assume the waitress glaring at Malachi is because they are the changing and not because he has his boots on the table.

Adventurer brain.

The energy in this episode is incredible and feral.

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it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

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Bruce and Jason, who accidentally fix their relationship in a relative secret and distance from the rest of the family (Alfred excluded, of course), and decide to keep this fact as a secret from the rest of the family, just for fun. Because, let's be honest, Bruce is no less a brat than Jason is, he is just better at hiding it the older he gets.

Dick, sighing: Listen, I am about to invite Jason to this family dinner. And I don't care if you want it or not! And if you try to sabotage this day by your moral code lectures, I'll have a word with you! Bruce, indifferent, while messaging Jason at the same time: Mhm.

(On the other part of Manor) Tim: Honestly, I am not giving you a choice here. You will come to this dinner, Jason. Just... just ignore Bruce, alright? Jason, dramatically huffing, while liking Bruce's messages: Yeah, yeah, WHATEVER! Alfred: ...My circus. My monkey. I shall stay collected, nevertheless.

Damian: Father had been disappearing after patrols lately. I can't track him... What do we think is going on? Is he found himself a new child he plans to adopt soon? We can't get another sibling. Tim: Relax. He is probably into a new woman. Or a man. Whatever. Dick, worried: Guys, what if it is another villain or rogue? Jason, with whom Bruce spends time after patrol by munching fast food on the skirts of town: ...Lol Damian: That's not funny, Todd. Barbara, who knows everything: ...It is funny. Dick: Babs!

Tim: You know, Jason had been surprisingly chill lately. I knew he was doing better, but he stopped avoiding Manor that much. Bruce, arching his eyebrows: Alright? Tim: Do you think... maybe you two can finally talk? And fix your mess? Bruce, who just came to the cave after reading session with Jason, hiding his smile behind a sad face: I don't know, chump. It is complicated.

Dick, calling Jason randomly: Urgh, B is such a bitch! Jason, gasping: Right? Tell me about it! Bruce, sighing from his side of the couch as Jason puts The Crown show on his television: ...

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The Randomizer

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i'm hopelessly addicted to female characters who are incapable of being loved because they'll tell anyone who gets within 10 feet of them to kill themselves i fear

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Mid-evil Midwest ep. 10.

First off. Ow. Good job everyone.

Secondly, don’t think I didn’t notice jade slipping in calling Wynn and fletcher Malachi’s partners while trying to defuse him.

Third, so we have Wynn and Malachi lashing out after near death experiences and trauma, now we need jade and fletcher for the sake of completeness.

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Is Jade Knight batman?