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Iconic Brucie Wayne Lines:

“It’s good luck to spill a little with martinis.” — said right before spilling his entire cosmo in Lex Luthor’s lap

“Can I take this for my son?” — said about anything, including crime scene evidence, but said so charmingly that 80% of people just let him take whatever he’s holding

“Sorry I’m on the Bluetooth.” — said while gesturing to an ear that definitely does not have an earpiece, usually mid-conversation at a party

“No yeah, they get walks every day.” — said about his kids, no one can ever 100% tell if he’s joking

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Jason: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Tim, not looking up from his case file: Bold of you to assume I was ever held.

Everyone else in the batcave:

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Birdflash from last year’s 11.11

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Fanfic/Author Ask Game

Write a scene from [insert fic] in another character’s POV

Which of your fics is your pride and joy?

What are your top three most commonly used tags on AO3?

What are some words or phrases you feel like you overuse?

What’s something you learned while researching a fic?

Would you ever accept requests or commissions?

Coffee or tea while you write?

What is your favorite line/section from [insert fic]?

How did you get into writing fanfiction?

Is there a character or ship you'd love to write for, but haven't yet?

What makes a fic 'successful' in your opinion?

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Do you have an 'official' creative writing background such as a degree or previous experience publishing?

What makes you happiest? New fic comments, kudos, bookmarks, user subscribers, story subscribers, or Tumblr asks?

Does anyone you know in real life know you write fanfiction?

What do you struggle with most when writing?

What is something you recently felt proud of in your writing?

How many WIPs do you have and how many do you expect to finish?

How do you get over writer's block?

Share your favorite kiss scene from [insert fic]. If there's no kiss scene, share your favorite moment of intimacy (romantic or platonic)

What stops you from writing more in your free time?

Did you do anything special to celebrate finishing a fic?

What’s a story you’d love to write but haven’t even started yet?

Which scene/theme was the inspiration for [insert fic]?

Are there any moments in [insert fic] that feel "blurry" to you? Is this a stylistic choice, or would you go back and clarify the descriptions if you were given the chance?

Do you ever "prep" your fics with outlines or warmups before you start writing, or do you just dive right in?

Are any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

What's the angstiest idea you've ever come up with?

How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

Have you noticed your style change over time?

What fic meant the most to you to write?

A character you enjoy making suffer.

A character you want to protect.

What is your favorite fic to get comments/messages on?

Wild Card: Ask me something else!

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Inspired by this week's WFA:

Bruce, emailing: Dear Clark, I need you to report to Wayne Manor at your earliest convenience. Signed, Bruce Wayne.

Clark, emailing back: Dear Bruce, I will be there within the next hour. Signed, Clark Kent.

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Dick, texting: Meet me and Babs in 30.

Kara, texting back: K.

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Jason, shouting out the window: YO BIZ!

Bizarro, five minutes later: Not here!

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Damian, at a normal volume: Kent.

Jon: *zooms across the country in three seconds*

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Tim:

Kon: *breaks the sound barrier*

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Tim: Hwoah boy, we're really in it now, Jason

Jason's memorial case:

Tim: Ahahaha! You're so funny, Jason!

Jason's memorial case:

Tim:

Tim: I should probably see a professional when I'm done fixing Bruce.

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Childhood friends to lovers au

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sky high but it’s about being gay

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im obsessed with the difference between the Wayne family and the Kent family. like i can imagine Clark and Bruce working on some kind of case at the watchtower when Kon storms in angrily talking about how Jon won’t stop whining to play games on his phone and it’s really getting on his nerves and Clark needs to go and tell him off bcs he won’t listen to Kon, and Clark sighs before turning to Bruce with an eye-roll like ‘kids amiright?’ and then they hear a far off scream from Dick on the other end of the watchtower that’s like ‘BRUCE JASON KEEPS DRESSING UP AS NIGHTWING AND KILLING PEOPLE IN BLUDHAVEN AND NOW IM BEING INVESTIGATED FOR FUCKING MURDER AGAIN!’ followed by an evil Jason-like cackle and a crash, and Bruce just grunts and stands up to go investigate with a chuckle, returning Clark’s look like ‘oh don’t i know it haha’ as if the two are in any way comparable and Clark isn’t staring at him like his whole family is insane

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Something something Tim tearing up at his first Christmas with the Wayne’s because he’s used to presents being ordered by assistants while his parents are on digs and it’s always generic but Bruce gets him a personal present based off an inside joke and no he’s not crying it’s just he wasn’t sure if Bruce was just pretending to be happy he wasn’t here for dick’s sake but Bruce remembered and went out of his way to find the silly present and it’s cheap and stupid and nothing like what his parents would give him and it’s perfect because it means Bruce knows him, really knows him—

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Art by @miasonwing !!!! Aren’t they lovely??

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yoooo I'm starting to warm up to clip studio paint !!!!

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They make me cry uncontrollably

Ily baby Dami and LOA Jason Todd

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Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

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More on Tim because I play a serious game of favorites

everything Tim learned about being an absolute tease, he learned from his big brother, Dick Grayson <3

Tim brings Conner to dinner one night and Bruce is really confused because the night before Tim brought Jason. He's supportive but again, super confused lol

Tim and Quinn (OC, Tim's bestie from Lower Gotham... lots of lore on how they met) go dancing a lot <3 I love this idea

Jason and Conner love watching Tim dance, even when its with people that aren't them

I'm really pushing the idea that Tim is into Jay and Conner because they practically worship him; he's got a severe case of middle child syndrome.

On a less psychologically painful note, these three would make an amazing throuple (I think Jason's position in the war and Conner's oblivion to said war is gonna pan out nicely)

Jason knows about Conner and vice versa (Jason's a watcher...)

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more jaytims doodles I need out of my system

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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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