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needed to draw kori and this is what came from it

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Bart: Oh, hey. Do you guys want us to leave you alone with this bed? Tim, sarcastically: *rolls his eyes* You know what, Bart, yes. Could you hit the lights on your way out, cause we were just about to have a nooner. Kon, also sarcastically: Unless, you know, anybody wants to stick around and-- and film all the banging that we're gonna do. Tim: That's a good idea. Cassie: Oh, did you hear that? They said they were gonna bang. Bart: Admitted it. Tim: Oh yeah, banging and proud of it. Watch out, the Tower's about to get real hot up in here! Uh-oh! *acts like he's gonna kiss Kon* Kon: Uh-oh! *acts back* Bart: It's not fun when you're into it. Cassie: Come on, you guys, you're being annoying now. Kon: You know what's annoying? Being around this hottie all day long and just not getting to make out. Tim: You know, it's like our lips are magnets. Everytime we see each other, it's like, "Hi, Kon... Woah, oh! Watch out." *acts like he's gonna kiss Kon again* Kon: "Uh-oh, I can't control my lips." *plays along once more* Tim & Kon: *accidentally real kisses.* Kon: That- That was an accident. Tim: We didn't mean to do that. Bart: GUYS SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED!

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It's okay guys, she's just kitten around

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Typical role dustribution

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“Bruce gives Kon a shovel talk” is out, “Bruce and Kon bond over wanting to wrap Tim in bubble wrap” is in

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What if Batman realized who Superman’s identity was before Clark?

Batman, being the world-class detective for the Justice League obviously picks up on every kind of detail. When he meets Clark Kent for the first time, he almost immediately obvious he’s Superman. His broad shoulder stood out, despite his efforts to slouch and lean them forward; his glasses outrageous and bulging, yet amplifying the soft blue eyes he knew so well; and lastly, he noticed the slight hiccups in his wardrobe, his shirt’s buttons unable to fully conceal the Superman uniform underneath.

This didn’t matter to Bruce obviously. It was just another fact to keep under his belt. But after working more with the Daily Planet, he found himself growing closer to Clark. Despite finding his first interaction with this strange persona of his, the reporter Clark Kent grew on him. His dorky laugh, his awkward jokes, they seemed to be true to himself rather than a weird way to trick him of his real identity.

It was hard resisting the feelings he already had for Superman mixing in with Clark. It almost felt like cheating, despite dating neither and being the same person. But one day, after Clark pulled him from a gala for a “one-on-one interview”, he found himself kissing the man chaste and earnestly. But he couldn’t just expose that he knew Clark was Superman, or else he’d know he was Batman! It was against his code, but did he like Clark that much? He wasn’t sure.

Clark, on the other hand, realized Bruce was Batman only after their first kiss. The way his heart sped up was the same as whenever Batman would battle with him for training exercises. That closeness must have started up those same feelings.

But would Clark tell him he knew?

No, this little secret was much more exciting.

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Bruce and Clark Testing Different Types of Kryptonite

Bruce: *gestures to table covered in labelled boxed* What do you want to start with?

Clark: *wearily eyeing the table* None of them?

Bruce: ...

Clark: *sighs* Fine. Green, I guess. At least I know what that one does...

Bruce: *opens box with green kryptonite and takes extensive notes on its effects*

Clark: *Reaching over a shutting the box, grimacing* Alright, that's enough of that one

Bruce: *glares disapprovingly but stays silent*

Clark: Um, how about we try... pink? Pink's pretty, surely that means it'll be fine, right?

Bruce: *immense judging cos what the fuck Clark?*

Bruce: *opens box and hastily picks up pen*

Clark:

Bruce:

Bruce: Do you feel anything? Is anything different?

Clark: No? I don't think so? Huh, maybe pink doesn't do anything.

Bruce: Hn. *suspicious but closes box and opens box labelled 'periwinkle'*

Clark: *Blinks in confusion*

Bruce: Clark? Are you alright?

Clark: *in front of Bruce in the blink of an eye*

Bruce: *eyes wide at the close proximity* Clark?

Clark: *Leans in, smirking, hands either side of Bruce*

Alfred: *closing the box* I'm afraid I'll have to cut your experiment short, Master Bruce. You're expected at a charity gala this evening, and you mustn't be late

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Jon: We're getting married!

Damian: And we're about to make it everyone else's problem.

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I believe when the kids turn 18, Bruce and Talia sit them down and "confess" that they are adopted and not their biological child. It's become this thing where the kids pretend to be shocked because the entire thing is a joke

Duke: I'm adopted..... wow but I look so much like you Bruce. We're practically twins

Bruce: I know Duke. I know

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Tim: NO I am not adopted

Talia: Timmy....please I understand that this is very hard for you to process

Tim: Talia No. I'm telling you that if someone puts us both beside each other right now it would be a very very hard game of spot the difference

When Damian turns 18, they'll sit down with him and explain that he's not adopted. He will be devastated

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Joker dies bcs during his big dramatic speech of the day he tries to be be all insane and funny by pretending to shoot himself in the head with his BANG! flag gun but he fucks up getting distracted by flirting with Batman and mixes up his guns and he shoots himself in the face in front of the bats. Jason, who was being bodily held back from shooting him himself by Bruce and Dick for the past 15 minutes, laughs so hard he fractures a rib and has to be carried back to the batmobile

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no. no. what the fuck? my writing's not allowed to make me feel things. i MADE you. you fool, i MADE YOU

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Superbat thoughts

Bruce knowing that Clark's listening to him and purposefully trying to rile him up while they're in a meeting because no one else can hear.

Bruce doing yoga and stretches to make sure he doesn't pull anything- but when it's revealed he's that flexible Kent ends up in the family guy death pose.

Clark knowing how tight the muscles in Bruce's legs and shoulders get, so whenever possible he'll sneakily slip a hand onto the point of tension and squeeze just on that side of too hard, or vibrate his hand to try and relax the muscle. Cut to Bruce fighting for his life under the mask not to melt into his chair at the sudden relief Clark's hands bring.

Diana is usually the first call for babysitting the boys when Bruce is out- but the last time he let her babysit, she taught them all to use lassos and all hell broke loose. So this time he asks Kent. The only issue when he returns this time, is that the boys refuse to let him leave and are determined that "No, he's staying."

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Jon: 'Til death do us part, right, Damian?

Damian: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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Damian: My future partner must be intelligent, successful, organized, and honorable.

Jon: *steps on a caterpillar and drops to his knees, sobbing and apologizing profusely*

Damian: That one. I want that one.

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Once in a while, we need to let Jon go batshit crazy over Damian. especially when people are hitting on him at galas.

Jon walking to him with the sweetest smile ever, arm around Damian's waist and leaning to kiss the top of Damian's head while his eyes are pointed at the person hitting on his boyfriend.

Jon, usually chill and sweet child of summer, making sure that anyone knows who's the only person who can freely touch Damian without getting a knife to the throat.

and Damian? Damian will never say it but he loves when Jon acts like this.

He's usually the possessive one, raised to keep close what you want and have because you can't trust nobody, and when he sees Jon's possessiveness show so freely Damian feels adrenaline run in his body. He's always impatient to get away and let Jon show how much he wants him, in private.

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doodle. first time drawing jason!!