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Headcanon that Rosinante/Corazon would absolutely suck at taking care of normal kids. Like if you locked him in a house with a well adjusted child with a sticky note telling him to baby sit, you would walk in later and both him and the child would be on the floor crying.

Like, don’t get me wrong, kids like Law? He can 100% take care of those shits. They’re traumatized and angsty, and generally unwell. He knows that. He knows what it was like, and he knows how bad it can be.

The other problem with sticking him with any well adjusted kid is that he just doesn’t know what’s normal. Like, he was born a celestial dragon, spent several years being abused and tortured/hunted by others, watched his father be murdered by his older brother, and than spent the rest of his childhood in the care of SENGOKU. The FLEET ADMIRAL OF THE MARINES. Like, cmon!

Most of his time would be spent dodging ‘Fists of love’, cleaning up massacred port towns, and listening to marines invent new ways to say they fucked your mom.

Bro probably thinks that it’s standard to give toddlers brandy as a form of sleep medication, or to like just very openly and crassly swear in front of a five year old in casual conversation.

Kid like Law don’t give a shit though. They probably appreciate having an adult around like that, however inconvenient it may be for their murder plots. Stick him with Nami, who was raised by another rowdy, deserter, marine, before becoming a slave. The outcome would probably something similar to how Law reacted to him after finding out his true identity.

Don’t get me wrong, I love him, and I love his dynamic with Law, but this poor, incredibly dangerous, giraffe of a man would be SO ass at interactions with any child who had even a half happy childhood.

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With the necessary disclaimer that I am the furthest thing from an expert on this subject, I think it’s reasonable that the scar should affect his eye a little more

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a certain one piece arc has been on my mind, you know, the one where ''nothing happened''

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do we fw sabolaw over here

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🎉🎉

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There’s just something about his hands…

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Crocodile & Monkey D. Luffy, Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks/Buggy/Dracule Mihawk, Crocodile/Monkey D. Dragon Characters: Crocodile (One Piece), Monkey D. Luffy, Monkey D. Dragon, Makino (One Piece), Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks Additional Tags: Mentioned Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks, Mentioned Buggy (One Piece), Mentioned Dracule Mihawk, Mentioned Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Past Crocodile (One Piece)/Monkey D. Dragon, Sexual Content, Parent-Child Relationship, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, whitebeard sucks as Crocodile's dad, child birth, Trans Crocodile (One Piece), Trans Male Character, Crocodile is Monkey D. Luffy's Parent, Parent Crocodile (One Piece), Crocodad, it's trans week and I'm projecting, sue me, Birthing Complications, Implied/Referenced Abortion, mentioned he tries via self harm but it doesn't work, Monkey D. Luffy is a Ray of Sunshine, Soft Crocodile (One Piece), Baby Monkey D. Luffy, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, but it's fine now don't worry, Buggy is Non-Binary, Crocodile Needs a Hug, Crocodile has terrible self worth issues, makino is the nurse at the end, i couldn't tell you why though, Medical Inaccuracies, i know shit all about this Series: Part 1 of a single mom who works two jobs, loves his kids and never stops Summary:

9 months and thirty-fucking-nine hours later, Crocodile's finally free from the last trace of Dragon. Luffy is born on the solstice; Sunshine breaks through the night.

 ___ Forced into a pregnancy he never wanted, Crocodile goes through labor bitter and alone, discovers fatherhood, and reflects on the trans experience.

alt title was Labor of Love, based on Randy Travis's Christmas song. Give it a listen if you want to see what inspired me and feel the energy behind the fic.

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I have finished and posted my first ever fic!!!!! YOOUUPPPPEEEEE!!!!!🎉🎉

Certainly never thought I would ever write fanfiction bc it seemed so intimidating but the worms got to me. Anyways, have some trans crocodad and Luffy. Very Proud, comments, *constructive* criticism, thoughts and musings are appreciated and encouraged!

much love

shout out to @diminuel for inspiring me with their crocodad and all other hot babes in this particular strain of brain rot. def a different vibe of crocodile at least at the start of it.

anyways check out their stuff it's cutie

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Crocodile & Monkey D. Luffy, Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks/Buggy/Dracule Mihawk, Crocodile/Monkey D. Dragon Characters: Crocodile (One Piece), Monkey D. Luffy, Monkey D. Dragon, Makino (One Piece), Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks Additional Tags: Mentioned Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks, Mentioned Buggy (One Piece), Mentioned Dracule Mihawk, Mentioned Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Past Crocodile (One Piece)/Monkey D. Dragon, Sexual Content, Parent-Child Relationship, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, whitebeard sucks as Crocodile’s dad, child birth, Trans Crocodile (One Piece), Trans Male Character, Crocodile is Monkey D. Luffy’s Parent, Parent Crocodile (One Piece), Crocodad, it’s trans week and I’m projecting, sue me, Birthing Complications, Implied/Referenced Abortion, mentioned he tries via self harm but it doesn’t work, Monkey D. Luffy is a Ray of Sunshine, Soft Crocodile (One Piece), Baby Monkey D. Luffy, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, but it’s fine now don’t worry, Buggy is Non-Binary, Crocodile Needs a Hug, Crocodile has terrible self worth issues, makino is the nurse at the end, i couldn’t tell you why though, Medical Inaccuracies, i know shit all about this Series: Part 1 of a single mom who works two jobs, loves his kids and never stops Summary:

9 months and thirty-fucking-nine hours later, Crocodile’s finally free from the last trace of Dragon. Luffy is born on the solstice; Sunshine breaks through the night.

___ Forced into a pregnancy he never wanted, Crocodile goes through labor bitter and alone, discovers fatherhood, and reflects on the trans experience.

alt title was Labor of Love, based on Randy Travis’s Christmas song. Give it a listen if you want to see what inspired me and feel the energy behind the fic.

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Crocodile & Monkey D. Luffy, Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks/Buggy/Dracule Mihawk, Crocodile/Monkey D. Dragon Characters: Crocodile (One Piece), Monkey D. Luffy, Monkey D. Dragon, Makino (One Piece), Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks Additional Tags: Mentioned Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks, Mentioned Buggy (One Piece), Mentioned Dracule Mihawk, Mentioned Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Past Crocodile (One Piece)/Monkey D. Dragon, Sexual Content, Parent-Child Relationship, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, whitebeard sucks as Crocodile's dad, child birth, Trans Crocodile (One Piece), Trans Male Character, Crocodile is Monkey D. Luffy's Parent, Parent Crocodile (One Piece), Crocodad, it's trans week and I'm projecting, sue me, Birthing Complications, Implied/Referenced Abortion, mentioned he tries via self harm but it doesn't work, Monkey D. Luffy is a Ray of Sunshine, Soft Crocodile (One Piece), Baby Monkey D. Luffy, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, but it's fine now don't worry, Buggy is Non-Binary, Crocodile Needs a Hug, Crocodile has terrible self worth issues, makino is the nurse at the end, i couldn't tell you why though, Medical Inaccuracies, i know shit all about this Series: Part 1 of a single mom who works two jobs, loves his kids and never stops Summary:

9 months and thirty-fucking-nine hours later, Crocodile's finally free from the last trace of Dragon. Luffy is born on the solstice; Sunshine breaks through the night.

 ___ Forced into a pregnancy he never wanted, Crocodile goes through labor bitter and alone, discovers fatherhood, and reflects on the trans experience.

alt title was Labor of Love, based on Randy Travis's Christmas song. Give it a listen if you want to see what inspired me and feel the energy behind the fic.

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That Ghost has nightmares isn’t a secret….. when he told Soap, he began to read to read to him.

At first it was books, lots of peaceful fairy tales. Then it was specialist books, then just magazines or newspapers. Now it's enough if Johnny softly talks him to sleep.

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finished my piece for the @sanjiartcollab !!! with and without background for funzies. I love this idiot so much it's crazy

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They would have the most intense and wholesome hugs nobody convinces me otherwise >:0

And I am sure that law would hide all his love for tender moments but cmon bro we saw those corazon flashbacks deep inside he is craving unconditional puppy love and a lot of smoochies

And luffy being himself would just be happily obsessed a couple weeks after finding that out , like he would bombard law with muah just for the sake of law trying to hide his reactions

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The Pirate King of the North

Main Themes: Villain Sanji, Alternate Universe, Zosan Ship

AU where Straw Hat Pirates meet old Sanji from a reality where Reiju didn't have emotions.

Warning: Long post ahead and some One Piece spoilers

Young Zoro hates the fucker but those scars and piercings are doing a number to his soul.

Old Sanji's story goes like this:

He didn't experience compassion from anyone else aside from his mother, who--you know what happened.

Judge kept him locked away until he was 13. He had him released when he was deemed too broken to do anything, and he was apparently a waste of space. As far as the world was concerned, he was already dead. He gets left behind at some random pirate town in the North.

His swirly brows were recognized by the pirates who took him in--only for him to be enslaved because people would pay a lot to have their way with royalty.

He picked up some skills from the other slaves and became cunning af--because he had to be.

At 17 he started a revolt against the slaver pirates, effectively taking over as their new pirate captain.

He became the feared "Mr. Prince" and his words are as sharp as his bite.

He's underweight because he doesn't give two shits about good food.

"The All Blue? It's nothing but an old fishwive's tale," he says.

He used his cunning mind and new pirate crew to hunt down and kill his own father from the shadows.

He enslaved his own siblings and becomes the new ruler of Germa Kingdom. Over the years, he used them for warfare and expanded the territory of the North.

His heart is a bottomless pit for power and control.

He had a fling or two or several with is closely allied with Doflamingo because god damn they're both mad like that. The alliance eventually lead to direct connections with Celestial Dragons.

Sanji gains more power and becomes the notorious "Pirate King of the North"

Meanwhile at the other side of the world, Luffy didn't make it as far as he could have without a good cook.

Luffy would have recruited one from Baratie but the restaurant was absolutely destroyed before the smaller Straw Hat crew could make a difference. Some of the staff didn't make it.

Zoro left the crew when it fell apart at some point.

Due to Zoro's reputation and bounty that he had occurred during his limited time with Luffy, he was offered a position as a Warlord, ultimately taking over the late Jinbe's old role. He accepted and served for several years before he was assigned a job that he didn't know would be the most challenging one yet.

The Celestial Dragons didn't like the fact that Sanji had started to have more worldly control over their own, so Zoro was quietly assigned to hunt down the great Pirate King of the North. Zoro accepted because he felt that he needed more experience before he could take on Mihawk again.

Zoro quickly realised that this mission is not a walk in the park.

Sanji loves toying with the Demon Warlord so he insists on taking him on by himself.

It becomes an endless game of cat and mouse. Sometimes Sanji chases and sometimes he runs, sometimes he wins and sometimes he loses.

They're at each others' throats everywhere in the world. Any person, city or being of any kind that gets in the way usually gets torn apart in the chaos. The hunt goes on for a lifetime. They're currently at their 50's.

Zoro severs Sanji's left arm during one huge fight.

Because of this, Sanji relentlessly tries to get Zoro to marry him to use him in so many ways he can think of--both as an asset and under the sheets--oh the things that he wants the swordsman to do and beg for.

Sanji likes to refer to the tiniest scar on his lip as "Zoro's love bite"

He was about to get a nice fresh one on his chest when some fuckers teleported him away.

Hearing old Sanji's backstory was a bit much. It was young Zoro's turn to have a nosebleed that day.

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Oh yes I had fun drawing old silver fox, damaged Sanji. I wish I have the time to colour it up. I've also been very much into reading AU stories, especially soul brand ones. Keep them coming, you beautiful people.

Edit: Woo! I finally decided to make my own AO3 account. It's about time. Link here for the story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60686077

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He stabbed himself