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repressed aziraphale i love your fail life
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I'm on some kind of gayass journey
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I wonder how many Loki’s have been destroyed simply because they chose to be vulnerable sooner. I wonder how many were taken to the TVA and reset simply because they spoke with their parents and brother and found out they were loved and appreciated sooner. I wonder how many Thors or Friggas were reset because they realized how much Loki hurt, or what he was doing was to protect himself.
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Loki,standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Y/n.
Y/n: How did you do that without turning around?
Loki: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Arguing.
Loki: *raises eyebrows in amusement*
Sif: Put those back down!
Loki: *lowers eyebrows*
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Loki: When we get married there's no such thing as a divorce!
Loki: You're tired of me?-
Y/N: I'll go to bed and we will try again tomorrow. I know, I know.
Loki: ...
Loki: I was going to say die but that sounds like a sensible option, too.
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Death Wish
Pairing: Loki x reader
Warnings: fluff, angst, fluffy ending
Summary: you’re Loki’s girlfriend, and a legend, possibly a rumor, but there’s one thing you bow to protect, your Loki
Sorry this one’s out a little later than normal, I had a really busy day
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“Oh shit.” The team was stunned and confused by Bucky’s outburst. “What’s up Barnes, you look like you’ve seen a ghost, you know Y/N or something?” Nat was joking but Bucky, really was petrified. “Well, kinda, back at Hydra, everyone was afraid of her, she was kinda like the Voldemort of there.” Everyone was now a little concerned, well everyone but Loki and Thor that is.
So is she real?” Tony asked, “She’s real alright, and she’s one of the original goddesses and gods.” “Like Loki then?” Tony clarified. “Worse,” Bucky continued, “compared to her, Loki, is the Easter bunny.” Now Loki was offended, he knew you, so he knew you were scary as fuck, but still, Easter bunny? “What is she the goddess of,” Nat asked. “I’m not sure, I think it’s like snakes or something,” Bucky answered. “Love and war,” Loki corrected, “she’s the goddess of love and war. You’re thinking of Medusa, equally as scary.”
You took this as the perfect moment to bust through the door. “Oh calm down Barnes, I’m not here to kill anyone….yet anyways.” “Why are you here then?” Steve asked, Bucky still at the ready to defend. “For the Easter bunny.” Loki smiled and stood up, “hello darling.” He walked over and gave you a kiss. “You’re going to have too much fun with that nickname aren’t you?” You chuckled and nodded. “Oh yeah, Easter Bunny.” Loki shook his head then turned to his team, “oh, did I not mention, Y/N, is my long time girlfriend.”
You waved to the team, “and, I might add, she mag look intimidating, and be all mean and scary on the battlefield, but she’s also the goddess of love, and she is my love. In other words, not as scary when you haven’t provoked her.” You poked him in the side, “I’m not that intimidating, and scary.” Loki raised his eyebrows at you, “darling, all of Hydra is scared of you. Odin, is scared of you. Even the Valkyrie are scared of you.” You looked down, “yeah, you know, I don’t know why Odin would be scared of me, I mean, the incident was his fault, he shouldn’t have been mean to you.” Loki laughed and pulled you in for a hug. “Norns, I love you my Queen.”
“So to clarify, you’re on our side, you’re not here to hurt anyone?” Steve wanted to make sure. “Other than those who brainwashed Loki, no, but they don’t live in this realm, so, you’re all safe.” Loki led you to his seat and you sat down on his lap. “So why are you here then?” Tony asked. “Well, it’s simple! Loki’s here, so I’m here!” Loki hugged you tighter. “I like that reasoning,” he mumbled. The team just kind of accepted that you were going to stay here for a while.
A few months went by and as the team got to know you they realized how nice you actually were. They hadn’t seen a bad side of you yet, the angry side. It took a lot to get you angry, but one thing that would set it off, if someone hurt Loki.
You got called by Friday to the conference room, you were already nervous, Loki was supposed to be back earlier today from his mission but he wasn’t. “So what’s going on?” You weren’t sure who asked but the answer, tore you apart. “We got word that Loki is being captured and tortured by the Italian mob, they were apparently upset that we killed off that one branch of there’s and took revenge.” You saw red, “we were sent this video, Y/N, you might not want to watch.” You glared at Tony, “play the fucking video Stark.” Your tone made most of the team scared out of their minds, this was the side of you they’d heard rumors of.
The video played, and as it went, you got more and more angry. Loki’s mouth had been sewn shut, and he had bruises and cuts all over. “I thought gods couldn’t get hurt?” Nat asked sincerely. “Not easily no, that just makes it worse,” Thor supplied an answer. “I’ll be back.” You growled and headed to the door. “Wait! Little sister! You don’t know where you’re going, how are you going to find him?” Your only answer was a grumble that you knew a spell.
You went around the tower, collecting the ingredients. You concocted the spell in the living room, the rest of the team watching in awe and slight fear. “Show me the one whom I live the most.” A portal leading to Loki’s location opened up. You heard him whimper and began to enter when Thor’s hand stopped you. “Little sister, let us come and help you, you take Loki and leave, we will deal with the others.” Your facade of anger broke a little to show that you were scared for your love. You nodded and put the anger back at the forefront of your mind. You and the team headed through the portal. Everyone else went to find people, you went directly to Loki.
“Loki, love, it’s just me, don’t worry love, I’m here, I’m gonna get you out of here, I’m not going to hurt you.” You carefully undid the restraints on his arms and legs. You picked him up bridal style as not to hurt him, and carried him through the portal. You led him ro your bedroom and laid him down gently. “Hey love, this is going to hurt a little alright, but I gotta cut the stitches before I can heal it.” You needed to start with his mouth, the bruises would heal but this needed your upmost intention.
As you cut through the stitches with medical scissors, you could hear Loki’s whimpers of pain. You felt so bad that you were causing him pain but you knew it would ultimately be the best thing for him.
After they were all cut, you started to heal him using your powers. You got through all of the major stuff and most of the small bruises. The rest would heal by tomorrow. You on the other hand, we’re completely drained. You got both you and Loki some water and after drinking that, he could finally speak again. “Darling, my Y/N, thank you.” You pulled him into a hug, “god don’t ever do that again, you scared the Norns out of me.” Loki chuckled and promised to try his best not to. There was a little silence before Loki quietly said your name. “Yeah Lokes?” “Can, can you hold me, please?” You smiled and wordlessly pulled him against your chest. “If you wanna talk about it, I’m here, if you don’t, that’s fine too, I’m still not leaving.” Loki took a minute to decide but then started talking about what happened.
“They said they needed to sew it shut to stop my silver tongue. They, they said they’d hurt you, make me hurt you. They played videos they made of me hurting you, of them killing you. They, I,” he was crying into your chest and you just rubbed his back. “Shhh, it’s alright love, I’m here, you’re here, we’re both alright, and we’d never hurt each other, I love you so much Loki, so much, I’m here.” You both fell asleep together, and after a few months Loki was back to normal. The only difference in the tower was that the team now knew, if someone messed with your Loki, they had a death wish.
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Loki: this is mine now *takes y/n and leaves*
A shield agent: aren't you guys gonna stop him
The Avengers: this is like the 10th time this month hes done this so I think Y/n can find their way home this time
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This is kinda apart of that villian loki thing I have going on this blog (this is prob bad)
The Avengers:*breaking into Loki's lair* okay we need to- who is that
Y/n: I'm y/n
The Avengers: do you work for Loki? or is he keeping you prisoner?
Y/n: well he was keeping me as prisoner at first but now I think I just live here
The Avengers: so you're technically choosing to live with a well known super villian
Y/n: well I don't have to pay bills or rent, only thing I have to do is be Loki's emotional support human
Loki:*walking in* Y/N! I'm feeling emotions again- oh the avengers what a surprise
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did i do this right
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By Keiid
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Someone help them
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The fact that MJ is still wearing the broken black dahlia necklace even after forgetting Peter but she won’t remember why she’s wearing it, I-
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Spider-Man: No Way Home + Text Posts
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corporate needs you to find the difference
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"men don't need to be afraid walking around at night"
Unless they're black
"men make more than women in jobs"
Black men make less than white women on average
"men don't get followed around by people who mean them harm"
Black men are heavily policed and regularly jumped and killed for just walking down the street
"no one tells a man what he can and cannot do with his own body"
Black men are repeatedly assaulted and have their hair forcibly shaved or cut for wearing their hair natural and in culturally important styles. Black men who choose body modifications like tattoos or piercings are branded as thugs. Black men who have children and black men who don't have children are both regarded as players, hounddogs, absent fathers, and baby daddies, as if the logical answer is that no one's first choice of partner and father of their children would ever be a black man.
"no one judges a man's worth based on his clothes"/"a man isn't ever in danger no matter what he wears"
Black men are required to look presentable and professional according to eurocentric standards, push themselves into clothes not made for their bodies, and be highly uncomfortable in their daily lives or else risk 'fitting the profile' or 'matching the description' and getting detained by police AT BEST for the crime of existing in public. Black men wearing comfortable clothes are seen as sloppy, thugs, gangsters, street rats, hood and ghetto.
"no man fears rape"
The rape and sexual assault of black men ties directly to black buck stereotypes and black fetishization to the point where liking a black person or having your dating pool be open to black people is treated like a sexuality much like being gay. People are both threatened by and aroused by our bodies and that leads them to perform extreme acts of violence on us, including rape, SA, coercion, trafficking, and more. Much like how "tranny" and "lesbian" is a porn category, so is Big Black Cock. Sometimes with us featured as the rapist. Sometimes with us featured as the victim. Almost never with us featured as intimate, passionate, loving, tender. Black men are either to be feared and reviled, or to be broken and forced to submit. Direct ties to slavery with white people still getting off to our suffering.
Just say you don't care as much about black people's suffering and go, jesus.
I have privilege because I sometimes pass as a man? Try walking in my shoes for a while. Turns out being a black man vs being a black woman isn't always so different.
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