the-anti-vampire-blog
the-anti-vampire-blog
Listen, I REALLY hate Vampires
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A gimmicky joke blog that, while mainly being about vampires and sometimes werewolves also just posts stuff about ghosts, ghouls and monsters of all types. Very unsupporting of terfs and any other type of bigot . My main account: https://www.tumblr.com/yourcourtmage + my original vampire fiction: https://www.wattpad.com/story/389332946-vampire-dysphoria
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 1 hour ago
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Hernán Conde De Boeck, “The Vampire Burning at Dawn”
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 2 days ago
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(Wakes up in a cold sweat)
Van Helsing denying Arthur's grieving claim that his blood running in Lucy's veins means they're married inadvertently and unknowingly denies Dracula's possession of Mina despite what he did to her
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 2 days ago
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Every day I daydream of a book-accurate Dracula adaptation, and every day I come to the conclusion that Quincey Morris should be the group's fanservice and show off his big manly pectorals while Jonathan has a Thousand Yard Stare for 2/3s of the movie.
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 2 days ago
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Something we don’t talk enough about is how when Dracula tells Jonathan, “I hope to see more of you at Castle Dracula,” Jonathan just thinks Dracula is being fake-polite while intending to let him die at the hands of the weird sisters — but what Jonathan doesn’t know is that if he dies by vampire bite, he too will come back as a vampire, bound to the soil in which he was buried.
That means whenever Dracula comes home to his castle, he will be seeing Jonathan again. He’s not just keeping up the facade of civility, he’s implying that Jonathan is his newest bride.
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 3 days ago
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*sits bolt upright* the natural predator of Vampires is stone circles
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 6 days ago
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Seen yesterday in an area thrift store
If it had been $25 it would've gone home with me. But $50 was too rich for my blood, since I don't even bowl.
@shiftythrifting
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 6 days ago
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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally
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Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 10 days ago
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wunmi mosaku behind the scenes as annie in SINNERS
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 11 days ago
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They’ve got 80’s rock bands with vampires in them now btw, in 2025 if you’re wondering
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 11 days ago
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🐀⚔️ Castle Rat ⚔️🐀
This is a doom metal band I've been listening for a few months and they just released their first full length album, early this year, you should listen!
this is the first downside I have encountered since the end of twitter for me. I can't tag them anymore, I hate instagram but I should post this artwork there and tag the band.
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 14 days ago
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Necromancers will put you in a room with 11 cold corpses and be like ‘you can sleep here for tonight :)’
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 28 days ago
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 1 month ago
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Jonathan Harker and Count Dracula have very realistic employee-customer interactions; every response from Jonathan is like this
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 1 month ago
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For my enemies~
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the-anti-vampire-blog · 1 month ago
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I’m still really stuck on the idea of Italian mobster werewolves in New Jersey
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