the-annoying-juniper

[the-annoying-juniper]

[ur asks are off]

(THE BIRD LADY IS BACK YALL!! I missed them dearly So now we need an intro post!)

Alexis “Pastel” Grey

Age: 32

Pronouns: She/her

Relationship status: Married to Asper Grey

Children: Bizzy (Adopted), @the-annoying-juniper (Adopted), @melancholymari (Adopted), Parion (Biological)

Friends: @littleladylav

Species: Avian - A humanoid creature with claws, wings, sharp canines, pointed ears, and tails

Physical description: Black hair in a jellyfish haircut, olive-toned tan skin, blue eyes, black claws, black tail, wears a gold and sapphire necklace, clipped black wings, jagged scar circling her left bicep, and a butterfly tattoo on the back of her neck.

Likes: Radishes, berries, jerky, soft blankets, forests, sleep, hunting, gardening, and wood carving.

Dislikes: Flying, falling, brands, small enclosed spaces, and her ex-wife.

(Mod talking), “Pastel talking”, Pastel’s actions

[the-annoying-juniper]

[SIIIGHS. Grabs you. I WILL throw Sparky at you do NOT test me]

(THE BIRD LADY IS BACK YALL!! I missed them dearly So now we need an intro post!)

Alexis “Pastel” Grey

Age: 32

Pronouns: She/her

Relationship status: Married to Asper Grey

Children: Bizzy (Adopted), @the-annoying-juniper (Adopted), @melancholymari (Adopted), Parion (Biological)

Friends: @littleladylav

Species: Avian - A humanoid creature with claws, wings, sharp canines, pointed ears, and tails

Physical description: Black hair in a jellyfish haircut, olive-toned tan skin, blue eyes, black claws, black tail, wears a gold and sapphire necklace, clipped black wings, jagged scar circling her left bicep, and a butterfly tattoo on the back of her neck.

Likes: Radishes, berries, jerky, soft blankets, forests, sleep, hunting, gardening, and wood carving.

Dislikes: Flying, falling, brands, small enclosed spaces, and her ex-wife.

(Mod talking), “Pastel talking”, Pastel’s actions

[the-annoying-juniper]

[THEYRE BACK AND I CANT EVEN HAVE JUNIPER INTERACT BECAUSE HE’S IN LORE]

(THE BIRD LADY IS BACK YALL!! I missed them dearly So now we need an intro post!)

Alexis “Pastel” Grey

Age: 32

Pronouns: She/her

Relationship status: Married to Asper Grey

Children: Bizzy (Adopted), @the-annoying-juniper (Adopted), @melancholymari (Adopted), Parion (Biological)

Friends: @littleladylav

Species: Avian - A humanoid creature with claws, wings, sharp canines, pointed ears, and tails

Physical description: Black hair in a jellyfish haircut, olive-toned tan skin, blue eyes, black claws, black tail, wears a gold and sapphire necklace, clipped black wings, jagged scar circling her left bicep, and a butterfly tattoo on the back of her neck.

Likes: Radishes, berries, jerky, soft blankets, forests, sleep, hunting, gardening, and wood carving.

Dislikes: Flying, falling, brands, small enclosed spaces, and her ex-wife.

(Mod talking), “Pastel talking”, Pastel’s actions

[the-annoying-juniper]

It’s just eggs and condiments. He has, like, 10 packs of eggs. Why does he have so many.

THERE IS! A CHILD! STARING AT YOU!

- @sparky-starts-fires

-She had paused to silently stare back at the child, her eyebrow raised. Since when was there new people again?-

[the-annoying-juniper]

It’s full of food! A lot of it is past its expiration date but there ARE a few things that haven’t expired yet.

THERE IS! A CHILD! STARING AT YOU!

- @sparky-starts-fires

-She had paused to silently stare back at the child, her eyebrow raised. Since when was there new people again?-

[the-annoying-juniper]

It sniffs at the hand, before nudging Marigold with its forehead.

THERE IS! A CHILD! STARING AT YOU!

- @sparky-starts-fires

-She had paused to silently stare back at the child, her eyebrow raised. Since when was there new people again?-

[the-annoying-juniper]

Its tail wags, and it moves to sniff the kid behind her, who recoils at first out of fear. It tilts its head, looking at Mari again.

THERE IS! A CHILD! STARING AT YOU!

- @sparky-starts-fires

-She had paused to silently stare back at the child, her eyebrow raised. Since when was there new people again?-

[the-annoying-juniper]

It squeaks, walking over to Mari and pressing its forehead to hers, sniffing her.

THERE IS! A CHILD! STARING AT YOU!

- @sparky-starts-fires

-She had paused to silently stare back at the child, her eyebrow raised. Since when was there new people again?-

[the-annoying-juniper]

The room is dirty. Dirtier than usual. There are spiderwebs in the hoard, and it looks like it hasn’t been touched in weeks. Juniper’s not here.

( @melancholymari )

THERE IS! A CHILD! STARING AT YOU!

- @sparky-starts-fires

-She had paused to silently stare back at the child, her eyebrow raised. Since when was there new people again?-

[the-annoying-juniper]

Blink blink.

HEY HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO A RANDOM DIMENSION YOU’VE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT?!?!??!

TOO BAD!!!!

M!A; YOU’RE WHERE JUNIPER IS FOR HOWEVER LONG THE MOD WANTS

"Wait, wha- NO THE DUMPLINGS-"

Upon realising what happened, his first response... was to worry about the food he was cooking.

[the-annoying-juniper]

“I’m dense too so.”

HEY HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO A RANDOM DIMENSION YOU’VE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT?!?!??!

TOO BAD!!!!

M!A; YOU’RE WHERE JUNIPER IS FOR HOWEVER LONG THE MOD WANTS

"Wait, wha- NO THE DUMPLINGS-"

Upon realising what happened, his first response... was to worry about the food he was cooking.

[the-annoying-juniper]

“…I know.” Blink blink.

HEY HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO A RANDOM DIMENSION YOU’VE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT?!?!??!

TOO BAD!!!!

M!A; YOU’RE WHERE JUNIPER IS FOR HOWEVER LONG THE MOD WANTS

"Wait, wha- NO THE DUMPLINGS-"

Upon realising what happened, his first response... was to worry about the food he was cooking.

[the-annoying-juniper]

“Why?”

HEY HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO A RANDOM DIMENSION YOU’VE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT?!?!??!

TOO BAD!!!!

M!A; YOU’RE WHERE JUNIPER IS FOR HOWEVER LONG THE MOD WANTS

"Wait, wha- NO THE DUMPLINGS-"

Upon realising what happened, his first response... was to worry about the food he was cooking.

[the-annoying-juniper]

“I literally decrease in size every time they decide to split off.”

HEY HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO A RANDOM DIMENSION YOU’VE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT?!?!??!

TOO BAD!!!!

M!A; YOU’RE WHERE JUNIPER IS FOR HOWEVER LONG THE MOD WANTS

"Wait, wha- NO THE DUMPLINGS-"

Upon realising what happened, his first response... was to worry about the food he was cooking.

[the-annoying-juniper]

“Phoenix… Phoenix we all share a body.”

“Most of the time.”

HEY HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO A RANDOM DIMENSION YOU’VE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT?!?!??!

TOO BAD!!!!

M!A; YOU’RE WHERE JUNIPER IS FOR HOWEVER LONG THE MOD WANTS

"Wait, wha- NO THE DUMPLINGS-"

Upon realising what happened, his first response... was to worry about the food he was cooking.

[the-annoying-juniper]

“We’re all here.”

HEY HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO A RANDOM DIMENSION YOU’VE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT?!?!??!

TOO BAD!!!!

M!A; YOU’RE WHERE JUNIPER IS FOR HOWEVER LONG THE MOD WANTS

"Wait, wha- NO THE DUMPLINGS-"

Upon realising what happened, his first response... was to worry about the food he was cooking.

[the-annoying-juniper]

“Fair enough!!”

HEY HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO A RANDOM DIMENSION YOU’VE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT?!?!??!

TOO BAD!!!!

M!A; YOU’RE WHERE JUNIPER IS FOR HOWEVER LONG THE MOD WANTS

"Wait, wha- NO THE DUMPLINGS-"

Upon realising what happened, his first response... was to worry about the food he was cooking.