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SSEEAALL

SEAL. SEAL. SEAL. SEAL. S

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Awwwww

a small n silly trivia i want to share of the new tf2 seal!

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Yum sea- I..I..I mean yum sandvich

The TF2 Seal with a Sandvich if you even care

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toony studies

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good afternoon

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i hate half-life 2, half-life 1 is so good

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so fax

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coke zero is way better then diet coke

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🌟 Alright, hold onto your hats because I've got another relatable tale for you! 🎩🤪

So, the other day, I decided to become a professional bubble-wrapper! Yep, you heard that right. My mission was to wrap everything in sight with bubble wrap. First, I tackled my furniture, turning my living room into a bounce house fit for grown-ups! 🛋️💨

Then, I headed outside and wrapped all the trees in the neighborhood with bubble wrap, creating a "poppable" forest. The sound of bubbles bursting with each gust of wind was like nature's quirky symphony! 🌳🎶

Next, I took a trip to the zoo. Armed with a mountain of bubble wrap, I convinced the penguins to have a bubble wrap dance party. They waddled and slid around, making the silliest squeaky sounds – a dance-off for the ages! 🐧💃

But my bubble wrap escapades didn't end there! I headed to a fancy restaurant, and you can guess what happened next. Yes, I wrapped all the cutlery, plates, and even the champagne bottles with bubble wrap. Who needs fine dining when you have "pop-tastic" dining, right? 🍽️🍾💥

In the end, the whole town was wrapped in bubble wrap, and people were hopping and popping all over the place. The best part? Nobody could take anything seriously! It was laughter and giggles all around! 😄💦

Remember, folks, if life gets too serious, just grab some bubble wrap and start popping your way to pure joy! 🎉🎈🎁

Disclaimer: No bubble wrap was harmed in the making of this story. 🙏😄

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🌟 Just had a totally out-of-this-world experience! 🚀 I accidentally stepped on a banana peel, and instead of slipping, I was suddenly transported to a parallel universe where chickens are the rulers, and they demand to be carried everywhere like royalty! 🐔👑

I tried negotiating with them, offering eggs and grain, but they just gave me that intense chicken stare, which I'm convinced is their way of laughing! 😂

Now, I'm stuck in this alternate clucking reality, and I've become the official chicken chauffeur. If you ever need a chicken ride, just give me a call! 📞 But don't worry, I'll bring breadcrumbs just in case they get peckish during the journey! 🍞

Moral of the story: Always be careful where you step! You never know when a cluck-tastic adventure awaits! 😆🐔

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very inspirational

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are you homie sexual?

affirmative

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"Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, hes a highly trained professional"

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god i love old adverts for anything