the-almighty-cookie
cookie
16 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
SSEEAALL
Tumblr media
SEAL. SEAL. SEAL. SEAL. S
6K notes · View notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
Awwwww
Tumblr media
a small n silly trivia i want to share of the new tf2 seal!
7K notes · View notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
Yum sea- I..I..I mean yum sandvich
The TF2 Seal with a Sandvich if you even care
Tumblr media
8K notes · View notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
toony studies
161 notes · View notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
good afternoon
5K notes · View notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
i hate half-life 2, half-life 1 is so good
0 notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
so fax
Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
coke zero is way better then diet coke
1 note · View note
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
0 notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
🌟 Alright, hold onto your hats because I've got another relatable tale for you! 🎩🤪
So, the other day, I decided to become a professional bubble-wrapper! Yep, you heard that right. My mission was to wrap everything in sight with bubble wrap. First, I tackled my furniture, turning my living room into a bounce house fit for grown-ups! 🛋️💨
Then, I headed outside and wrapped all the trees in the neighborhood with bubble wrap, creating a "poppable" forest. The sound of bubbles bursting with each gust of wind was like nature's quirky symphony! 🌳🎶
Next, I took a trip to the zoo. Armed with a mountain of bubble wrap, I convinced the penguins to have a bubble wrap dance party. They waddled and slid around, making the silliest squeaky sounds – a dance-off for the ages! 🐧💃
But my bubble wrap escapades didn't end there! I headed to a fancy restaurant, and you can guess what happened next. Yes, I wrapped all the cutlery, plates, and even the champagne bottles with bubble wrap. Who needs fine dining when you have "pop-tastic" dining, right? 🍽️🍾💥
In the end, the whole town was wrapped in bubble wrap, and people were hopping and popping all over the place. The best part? Nobody could take anything seriously! It was laughter and giggles all around! 😄💦
Remember, folks, if life gets too serious, just grab some bubble wrap and start popping your way to pure joy! 🎉🎈🎁
Disclaimer: No bubble wrap was harmed in the making of this story. 🙏😄
0 notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
🌟 Just had a totally out-of-this-world experience! 🚀 I accidentally stepped on a banana peel, and instead of slipping, I was suddenly transported to a parallel universe where chickens are the rulers, and they demand to be carried everywhere like royalty! 🐔👑
I tried negotiating with them, offering eggs and grain, but they just gave me that intense chicken stare, which I'm convinced is their way of laughing! 😂
Now, I'm stuck in this alternate clucking reality, and I've become the official chicken chauffeur. If you ever need a chicken ride, just give me a call! 📞 But don't worry, I'll bring breadcrumbs just in case they get peckish during the journey! 🍞
Moral of the story: Always be careful where you step! You never know when a cluck-tastic adventure awaits! 😆🐔
2 notes · View notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
very inspirational
1 note · View note
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Note
are you homie sexual?
affirmative
0 notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
"Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, hes a highly trained professional"
9 notes · View notes
the-almighty-cookie · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
god i love old adverts for anything
2 notes · View notes