the-agnes-andrews

[the-agnes-andrews]

themeredithpark :

If we’re really friends, you have to tell me if you’re GG. … Am I GG? Oh my god, how am I supposed to trust anyone like this?

...You’re not Gossip Girl. I can tell you that right now. Have you ever said anything mean about anybody. Like, in your life?

[the-agnes-andrews]

Kendra Andrews grew up with the modelling career her mother had cultivated in her youth hanging over her head. Agnes’s magazine covers and accolades covered their home, and her stories all seemed to be about those days. For Kendra, though, there was no bigger reminder of her mother’s wild youth than her own existence. Neither Andrews knows who Kendra’s father is, no doubt a drunken hook-up from some after-party or photoshoot, and while Agnes might prefer it that way, Kendra often wonders about him.

When she’s not focusing on the insanity that is her home life, however, she’s focusing on school. Perhaps to make up for the absolute menace to society that Agnes was, and frequently still is, Kendra pushes herself to be the best academically and socially, volunteering all across the city when she’s not taking her debate team to nationals or placing first in a robotics competition. It’s no surprise to anyone that the girl is going places.

Kendra isn’t your typical book-worm, though. While she might care about grades and being well spoken, she’s anything but a pushover. Kendra can manipulate and lie and cheat her way to the top with the best of them, a trait she inherited from her mother, but she doesn’t like to use her nastier skills to her advantage unless someone really pisses her off. As long as you’re fair and respectful, she’ll treat you kindly, but if you step out of line...she’s not above giving you a little shove down some stairs to straighten you out.

FACTS:

Seventeen years old

Senior at Constance

Daughter of Agnes Andrews + NPC

FC: Amanda Arcuri

Member of the academic decathlon team/the debate team/the robotics team

A Capricorn and proud of it

CONNECTIONS:

TBD

[the-agnes-andrews]

At the #springfling event, Agnes has been chosen by the codeword "Mistletoe". What she doesn't know just yet is that her match is also known as: Isobel Prescott!!

Hmmm. A little off-season, but I can appreciate the intention.

[the-agnes-andrews]

Oh, come on. Surely what you want isn’t a mocktail.

Yes ma’am, I’ll be back on the field before you know it. Alright, thank you. Thank you for the invite. Great party, really. I’ll- I’ll see you [ with an added awkward little wave at Angie Hunter (a big ole football fan) before making his exit ].

… Gonna need another mocktail.

[the-agnes-andrews]

“Hmmmm.”

“You’re probably too good to participate in this questionnaire thing, right? Couldn’t risk getting paired with a D-lister, imagine what that would do to your rep.”

“Like I’d be caught dead anywhere else,” Blair sniffed on her way to the cabana.

[the-agnes-andrews]

He’s probably just holding in a sneeze, don’t get your hopes up.

Pro-tip, though....people laugh when they get tickled. Go tickle him. They didn’t say anything about not touching, did they? This is in the bag.

I could have sworn I just saw Mr Hunter’s lips twitch…

[the-agnes-andrews]

Oh, boo. I’m sure the hosts are really concerned about your opinion on the name. You should write them a comment card or something.

                       Why ‘Spring Fling’? I mean I get that it’s spring and all but I’m just not digging the name.

[the-agnes-andrews]

Wow, old guys are so weirdly judgemental over nothing these days. I mean, you haven’t even had a nip slip or anything. He’s got nothing to be teed off about. Unless you’re planning on one later and he found out.

Thank you, Mr. Kensington, my mother had the same select few words to say. If you’ll excuse me, I’m bored.

[the-agnes-andrews]

What's going on with you and Jenny Humphrey?

“I’m gonna marry her dad and become her step-mom. Or maybe I just find her mildly entertaining right now. I needed someone to keep me distracted while Ruby’s busy with her new family, and she does the job. Lets just wait and see what happens when her boring brother gets her back on the straight and narrow and she starts to annoy me.”

[the-agnes-andrews]

What's something wild you've done that not many know about?

I broke into Liam Hemsworth’s house and went swimming in his pool. And let’s just say I forgot to bring a swimsuit with me. He never found out, but it would be hilarious if somebody told him one day.

[the-agnes-andrews]

Aw, don’t act like you don’t love the attention. I’m pretty sure your middle NAME is attention. But I can totes call them if you need me to, I won’t judge. Sometimes we have to make our own press.

I wonder how long I’ll have to stand here before the paparazzi arrive.

[the-agnes-andrews]

Wow, I’m surprised they pay you enough that you can let someone keep the change. Didn’t you get, like, fired from the NYPD or something?

Keep the change.

[the-agnes-andrews]

But like, it’s way more fun to harass the photographer, you know? It totally makes the shitty pay worth it, doesn’t it? [Who can tell if she’s joking or not? Not even Agnes at this point. She just opens her mouth and runs with whatever falls out these days]. Still, you did take the shitty photos, which is like, totally not even supposed to be possible, they’re supposed to hire professionals, so. I feel like you probably can fix it and you just don’t want to.

If this is about the photos from the Fairchild Ball, you should really talk to Emmeline about about getting them taken down. Or re-touched for whatever totally unnecessary reason, I promise you. I can’t help you, I’m sorry. I just took them.

[the-agnes-andrews]

notorious-nicholas :

… That is how family works, you’re right. That’s actually what I’m always saying at the yearly Thanksgiving get-together. Usually on the topic of whether or not one should be driving that fast into the drive-way when there are Lambos parked there, blah blah blah. I can hear Sundance calling your name as we speak. Save me a seat at the opening night, I want the front row experience beside the star, thank you very much. What? No way. That’s— Wait, that is Demi. Whoops. Um, right. Yes. Either way, I’m afraid any and all ‘good cause’ has been forgotten about in favour of frantic bank account checking and robust whispering. Damn it, I thought I might at least get something out of you there. A little sneak peak. No? Oliver has been incredibly hush-hush about the whole thing. I am that kind of Vanderbilt: charming, handsome, campaign poster born and bred. Well, I’ve never been one to pass up a compliment. Especially at the cost of others so, thank you. No? Those must be some very selective tastes.

It’s pretty great for the most part, you’ll have automatic BFF’s no matter what through your whole life. I mean, it obviously doesn’t include parents, right? Cause they’re assholes who can easily walk out on you whenever they want, but siblings and cousins? That’s for life. Like a cult but more fun. Damn, you sound like a real downer. The danger is part of the fun. The possibility of slamming right into the car is what makes you feel alive. Of course. You’d deserve nothing else but VIP. I think it’s kinda funny, you know? If you aren’t a good judge of character, maybe you shouldn’t be handing your money off to anyone. Especially not the shady dude skulking around the ball with no volume control and a weird twitch. No offense to your family, obviously. He’s hush-hush because there are definitely dirty deets to share, so just keep that in mind. Keep stalking his facebook or whatever, you might find something. Charming is definitely right. So not like your cousin. Crazy. Or maybe he’s just really disappointing when you look anywhere but his face.

[the-agnes-andrews]

juvenile-jenny :

Thanks, Agnes. You’re a lifesaver. Ugh! What is he even doing here anyway? He hates things like this! He’s always going on about how stupid he thinks they are.

Okay, so something you should know about boys like him--the real debbie downers of the guy community--they aren’t just happy with being miserable themselves. No, they have to make everyone else miserable, too. It’s usually the kinda nerdy guys who have shit self-esteem and obsess over pretty girls way out of their league, which includes your brother since he definitely checks all of those boxes. Basically avoid them and your life will be so much better.

[the-agnes-andrews]

doctor-addie :

                 Scientifically speaking, the best hang over cure is hydration and tylenol. But greasy food or even tomato juice sounds amazing and I can always have gatorade later.

Psh, who cares about scientifically? We’re out here to make questionable decisions and get shitfaced, science is so not a factor. Alright, awesome, I’m taking you to this teeny diner that actually serves a hangover cure plate. It’s loaded with eggs, bacon, a cheeseburger, and they serve it with a glass of tomato juice. You can totally do gatorade later.

[the-agnes-andrews]

alluring-alexandra :

Colour me flattered. If it pleases you, I was banned last year and spent the night putting lampshades on the heads of all the statues in the Fairchild Estate. Security dragged me away before I could get that last one, but boy, did that one guard know what to do with a nightstick. [ smirks ] Yeah? I’ll keep that in mind. You’re… Agnes, right? You know my cousin?

Oh my god, that is iconic. No, iconique. You’re basically everything I’ve ever wanted to be. What did the Fairchild’s do? I hear they have a killer legal team, you know. That’s me. Sapphire? Yeah, she’s great. A little tame, but great. We’re working on that [winks].