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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
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inspired by the quiz i saw for the countries!
take this quiz to see how many USA states you can name in 10 minutes, because i was curious to see if i still remembered. i got all but blanked on wyoming, maryland, and oklahoma. (and i only got nebraska, missouri, and mississippi in the last 10 seconds. when i blank out i BLANK out.)
#100% babyyyyy#grinded stack the states as a elementary schooler so I could’ve gone even farther and probably named all the capitals too#honestly if they didn’t give me a map it would be a lot harder but seeing as they gave me one I could easily tell what states I had missed#this is not meant to be a flex btw; my mom just really wanted me to learn geography after she learned it’s not a separate class in the us#that early elementary geography grind will stay with me for LIFE
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Ultimately, I don't want to be known for my dog.
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"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao
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Zelda and Link as "The Shadow" (1909), Edmund Blair Leighton
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I am gnawing on the walls of reality itself WHY can't I belong to a fictional universe
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sorry i haven't replied i dont feel like a person
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i think for everyone's general safety we should start using this specific image like a forum signature at the end of every single post we make for the next little while
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Yes yes, I too am very sad and annoyed that Trump is not dead, I got all breathlessly excited and queued up "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" to be ready for a great announcement, and then I didn't even get to play it. It's a huge bummer.
However, step two of this huge bummer is NOT "Oh no and now his fandom will be EVEN MORE ANNOYING, we have basically already lost :((((" That is the devil speaking. Step two is to say "Ah heck, his fandom is going to be even more annoying, better FUCKING VOTE AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE I KNOW ALSO VOTES"
Stop your worthless defeatism, stop your stupid pessimism, stop trying to GIVE UP AND SURRENDER just cause one weird thing happened.
GO VOTE, IDIOTS
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i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
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