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It's when everyone goes and takes a piss. It's not a kink thing, it's just bad to hold your pee too long. But it could be a kink thing if they weren't cowards.

in sports red card means everyone stops and eats a raspberry

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by 坛九

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Let them cook

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elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

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If it takes you all morning to put up a shelf then I regret to inform you, you're far from masc

I SAID SHELVES PLURAL

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Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

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i remember when i was doing a religious simpsons painting in my painting 1 class and the professor had been talking about trends that annoyed him, specifically people painting bart back when he taught in the 90′s. i took my painting off the easel and turned it around and my 50-some year old professor had to cope with seeing imagery of bart simpson as a cherub 

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perseverance

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”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

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Haven't drawn 2D art in a while. Bristolia insolens from the Lower Cambrian 520 million years ago😊

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