31 he/him.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
the-absolute-worst · 6 hours ago
Text
I had some caffeine a little bit too late, so now I get to just lay in bed awake and alone with my thoughts and I'd really rather not.
0 notes
the-absolute-worst · 6 hours ago
Text
Every year for my birthday the one gift I can always count on is the existential dread of having wasted another year of my life.
I wish I could forget the damn thing even happens.
0 notes
the-absolute-worst · 7 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 7 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
6K notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 7 hours ago
Photo
Tumblr media
2M notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 7 hours ago
Text
If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.
140K notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 8 hours ago
Text
Can't make it worse, right?
do you think I can fix that bland kimchi by adding a bunch of korean red pepper flakes to the jar and letting it sit
14 notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 8 hours ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
61K notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 8 hours ago
Text
Ask not for whom the fuck that thing tolls.
Who the fuck is that thing tolling for
32K notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 8 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
I Saw An Angel From The Other Side
649 notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 8 hours ago
Text
I wish I had someone I trusted this much, and that they could trust me this much.
i want to know what everyone's favorite kinks are. yes i know im on main its the least sexual sexual interest i have. i think a person's #1 kink is such an interesting wrinkle in their personality and their character, and it's a very very harmless* secret to give somebody. i think knowing what your top thing is is like. a very important exercise in trust. and of course it gets more extreme the more extreme your kinks are (so obviously this is an important practice for me); i base my circle of trust pretty heavily on who knows what about my sexual interests, because it's a great shorthand for trust when i can't subjectively quantify it. i know who i can come to with my OCD nightmares because i know who's comfortable with my darkest kinks. let's talk
28 notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 8 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
5K notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 8 hours ago
Text
The concept of "spyware" has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.
97K notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 8 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
sleepy Dullahan OL resting... art by @blushily
498 notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 8 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
7K notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 8 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
What a time to be alive.
Happy Black History Month to all and to all a good night ❤️🖤💚
51K notes · View notes
the-absolute-worst · 8 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
45K notes · View notes