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oh my god what is that

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i should probably actually use the rp blog to rp

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ok so I fucked up that prompt with Schwartz and Winston but it Kind of works if you squint shhh

Also I don't know if I should actually do Threads again or just stick to writing drabbles and so on

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"Regret"

Regret.

Who didn't have regrets?

Schwartz regretted not being a better host. A better psuedo narrator for his fellow former employees. They deserved better and he had the power to give them that. Or so he hoped.

He was failing and he knew it but he kept that smile. That positivity because he needed to keep giving it to Them. To be the hope that it would be good eventually.

Winston had regrets.

Regrets that perhaps he should have changed. Should have swallowed pride and the Arrogance he had to hold onto to give himself meaning. Now he was far away from most of his other coworkers. No one to talk to except for Schwartz and...Jim.

The two rarely made eye contact or stayed in the same room together.

Had regrets that he wasn't a better older brother and bread winner. That he didn't do Better. That he didn't work harder.

Spend more time with his family when he had the chance.

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Send me a word and my muse will reveal a memory that has to do with it.

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memory zone room design. really want to see them have an easy and happy retired life…

vedio link here：https://youtube.com/shorts/GCD3RP_WTzM?si=E6SlP6NkKfRm-dDE

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Welcome Back, Stanley: Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Booklet

The ‘Welcome Back, Stanley’ Choose-Your-Own-Adventure booklet is now available!

This is a free CYOA, set in the world of The Stanley Parable and Ultra Deluxe. It’s a 161-page interactive pdf, written by four writers (I was one of them). There are five routes and seventeen endings.

The other writers for the CYOA are the wonderful @scramblecat, @stanwixbuster and @crescenttwins

This is the final part of the 'Welcome Back, Stanley' project. A group of fans came together to make a zine and free merch for fans for The Stanley Parable.

This has been a fun project to be a part of and I hope you will enjoy reading it.

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writing is so fun

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funny epic prank!

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silly guys in a silly parable (also me trying to figure out how to draw stanley)

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Employee 432: I've decided that I am incompatible with this reality. Meet me in a parallel universe.

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Paratober day 24 - stories

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Day 23: Fandom!

they sometimes go to the paraverse. Walter is usually never really far from Stanley because he doesn't trust anyone there. Stanley on the other hand loves going because it's an occasion to make new friends

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Employee 432: Due to many foreseen circumstances I will go insane.

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Let's Game it Out Sentence Starters

It's much easier to cook in the kitchen when everything hurts to pick up.

Was I drunk when I was putting this away?

Easy peasy, ingredients get in my bucket, squeezy.

Ok now, _____, be more careful this time.

What is it they sometimes say? 'To make an omelette sometimes you have to use eggshells instead cause you broke all the eggs'?

Hope you're excited as I am.

And then we're gonna finish it off with this barrel of light beer.

Mmm, potentially radioactive, just the way we like it.

Whoops, I just poured a bunch of boiling hot liquid all over myself.

How would you like this creepshow creating all of your meals?

Who knew that littering could feel this good?

I feel like I'm in the New York City subway now!

Dream... fully realized!

Uh uh uh. You didn't say the magic word!

Look at that hamburger, a child could make that!

If we're gonna be that sad, we're gonna do it in style.

You're not screwing around in here, are you?

Well color me and the floor impressed!

Looks like we're making designer patties today!

Not really sure what to make of this.

What the hell is this?

Anyways, what was I saying about mayo?

Hey, do you wanna see a magic trick?

I've never seen a food processor so big you can put it on your head!

As always, you want to practice safety in the kitchen, which means two knives at a time.

Don't look at me, I didn't do it. Probably.

You know what they always say *ow*: work smart, not *ow* hard.

I call it... the Mike Wazowski.

Stop spilling, _____, what did I just say?

It was like a treasure map of flavors!

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Men's Round 1, Match 3

Stanley and The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

VS

The Medic and The Heavy (TF2)