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Paratober day 24 - stories

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Day 23: Fandom!

they sometimes go to the paraverse. Walter is usually never really far from Stanley because he doesn't trust anyone there. Stanley on the other hand loves going because it's an occasion to make new friends

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Employee 432: Due to many foreseen circumstances I will go insane.

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Let's Game it Out Sentence Starters

It's much easier to cook in the kitchen when everything hurts to pick up.

Was I drunk when I was putting this away?

Easy peasy, ingredients get in my bucket, squeezy.

Ok now, _____, be more careful this time.

What is it they sometimes say? 'To make an omelette sometimes you have to use eggshells instead cause you broke all the eggs'?

Hope you're excited as I am.

And then we're gonna finish it off with this barrel of light beer.

Mmm, potentially radioactive, just the way we like it.

Whoops, I just poured a bunch of boiling hot liquid all over myself.

How would you like this creepshow creating all of your meals?

Who knew that littering could feel this good?

I feel like I'm in the New York City subway now!

Dream... fully realized!

Uh uh uh. You didn't say the magic word!

Look at that hamburger, a child could make that!

If we're gonna be that sad, we're gonna do it in style.

You're not screwing around in here, are you?

Well color me and the floor impressed!

Looks like we're making designer patties today!

Not really sure what to make of this.

What the hell is this?

Anyways, what was I saying about mayo?

Hey, do you wanna see a magic trick?

I've never seen a food processor so big you can put it on your head!

As always, you want to practice safety in the kitchen, which means two knives at a time.

Don't look at me, I didn't do it. Probably.

You know what they always say *ow*: work smart, not *ow* hard.

I call it... the Mike Wazowski.

Stop spilling, _____, what did I just say?

It was like a treasure map of flavors!

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Men's Round 1, Match 3

Stanley and The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

VS

The Medic and The Heavy (TF2)

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My twitter timeline has devolved into madness. have this

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i think about how the adventure line crashed through the ceiling all the time. wacky line behavior

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Nothing hits quite emotionally in this game as finding this button. After pressing all these other buttons that say "Jim", in this wasteland, where everything has fallen apart, you're alone, and then you come across this one, singular button, that says your name.

"Stanley."

It's the most beautiful sound in the whole game.

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my TF2 rp/ ask blog if you want to take a look! Trying to get back into RPing again and hopefully this means I'll be motivated to do Tsp rp again

blog introduction post

What do you get when you have 9 men stuck in a desert fighting a war that doesn't matter?

One who knows too much, reluctant.

One who knew too little and wants out.

Two, experienced and two others who followed them.

And three to whom this is just a job with no ties to them, not really anyway.

A mismatched group of men who make up a very Odd Family of sorts whether they want to or not.

Welcome to the Blu team.

A RP (side)blog. Will do asks but prefers RP threads.

Mun info: 18+, sfw only, multi muse and Paragraph/ literature style. ~5 years rp experience. Only tags urls of those I RP with outside of special/ certain posts.

Main muses: Blu engineer, spy, Soldier and pyro.

Secondary muses: medic, demo, spy, heavy and Sniper.

More than willing and able to write out the red team/ misc other characters if the plot needs it. But would rather stick to the main Blu guys.

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I just realised I never posted this here.

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here it is

my the Stanley parable fanart

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GUYS HOLY SH!T LOOK WHAT CAME IN TODAY ITS THE JIM BUTTON. I CAN FINALLY BECOME THE JIM I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE!!

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The Narrator: My pronouns are I'm/better than everyone else.

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Skssjswkaks- i don't know why-

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Schwartz's ears prick up at the new noise. He could reach out with the senses tied to the office itself but the office wasn't very Strong or complete and he more often than not didn't pay attention..or use it much

Cautiously, Schwartz moved towards the sound.

"Hello? Are you an employee?" He called out.

Unfortunately for Doomsday aside from some half hazardly crafted rooms and edited furniture there wasn't much to see.

One could see some attempts at making small personal rooms ... although they didn't look too terribly different from the typical employee cubicle.

Schwartz froze, taken back by the unusual Appearance.

"Who..are you? I don't suppose you're an employee...but you don't seem to be the type to be a Narrator either. "

If not one of the two options then... what else?

Were they a threat? He'd find out sooner or later. And if they were a threat? He'd rather be the only one who would have to be in direct danger.

" My name is Schwartz. This is my territory."

(A starter for @the-abandoned-office !)

A bored Doomsday is never a good thing, but here she is, bored and exploring this... dark and empty shell of an office.

The ghost discovered it via the In-Between, after peering into a particularly darkened shard and popping out of a toilet on the other side, leading into this office. Dark and creepy. Seemingly abandoned. She loves it, though she jests otherwise.

"OooOOOOoooOOOooo," she warbles in a sing-songy voice, adding to atmosphere. She then snickers. "A dark and foreboding abandoned office - very original. Seen a dozen of these around, at least. At least. I mean, at least this one isn't covered in blood, ehehehehe."

Yet. That is, she hasn't seen any blood yet, but who knows - one might always find blood just around the corner. That might at least make things more interesting around here.

Giggling at just about everything she sees (for no apparent reason), the ghost with the glowing yellow eye sockets goes around from room to room, checking it all out, seeing whatever there is to see, sometimes kicking over a filing cabinet or two as well. Why? No reason. It's just because she wants to. She gets a kick out of that too.

Anybody in the office would probably have no issue picking up her location, although she doesn't seem to be at all concerned about the presence of others.

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Reblog this post if you think Cas is sexy

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