Hi! I'm J, or The Assistant. I used to be something human. Now I'm... Well, now I'm not. Not quite sure what I am anymore if I'm honest. I can't offer prophecies like the prophet, but I can try to offer help with the odd spell! My methods are odd, but they work. A cigarette would be appreciated, but do it quietly, Blake doesn't appreciate my habit. (Run by mod Zap and mod Bird!)
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GET THIS PERSON A GOD DAMN SWORD GUYYYYSSSSSS
GUYS MY MOM SAID IF I GET 40, 000 NOTES SHE'LL GET ME SWORD
PLEASE
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i’m not leaving this blog - mod bird
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Hey there, thought I’d drop off half a pack of camels and a ring pop. I’m fairly new to the area but I wanted to swing by. The name’s @curioshopping should you or your customers ever want to pick up some furniture, dreams, or a used coat
damn! that’s real sweet.
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Sounds good, I've got two left, want one?
Ah it's better than nothing I suppose.
I've heard horror stories about people trying to smoke menth-
Fuck me that's strong! How'd you smoke that? May the Gods damn all those that think putting mint in a cigarette is a good idea!
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Do you smoke menthol, J? That's all I've got right now, my partner doesn't like me smoking either. Also, I'm hungry, do you have anything smokey flavoured?
Haven’t tried it, but maybe I should. We have smokey bacon crisps, and they’re real good.
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Oh my god will you look at the time it is 6:66 will you hooligans go to bed this hour is reserved for the Devil and his shopping needs.
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(Anonymously) tell me what character I have the same energy as
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No fights Luv! Jeez El, @thegardenwitch help! Our fiancee is going nutterbutters again
What’re y’all dressing as for Halloween? I think I’m gonna go as myself from last year so I can start a street fight with no repercussions. Also accepting applications for people to fight... don’t tell my girls.
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Bitch I caught you before you even started taking names.
Really, El? We takes about this Luv.
What’re y’all dressing as for Halloween? I think I’m gonna go as myself from last year so I can start a street fight with no repercussions. Also accepting applications for people to fight... don’t tell my girls.
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Stop It. Now.
Isn’t Acoylte a sith thing?? 😂
ITS A TERM THAT HAS BEEN USED BY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS TO DENOTE A DEACONS ASSISTANT FUCKO
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Do Not Do This.
Isn’t Acoylte a sith thing?? 😂
ITS A TERM THAT HAS BEEN USED BY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS TO DENOTE A DEACONS ASSISTANT FUCKO
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Pray tell, little fae; why?
hello, j. it is very rude of me to interrupt you but i need you to unlock the 7-11 for me really quickly. i'll give you a trinket. and my adoration.
Hmm. What for?
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Fine, but only if you tell me why. They mad at you or somethin’?
hello, j. it is very rude of me to interrupt you but i need you to unlock the 7-11 for me really quickly. i'll give you a trinket. and my adoration.
Hmm. What for?
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W-why? That’s my fiance, I can’t lie to them...
hello, j. it is very rude of me to interrupt you but i need you to unlock the 7-11 for me really quickly. i'll give you a trinket. and my adoration.
Hmm. What for?
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Shiny...
Alright. Come on in.
hello, j. it is very rude of me to interrupt you but i need you to unlock the 7-11 for me really quickly. i'll give you a trinket. and my adoration.
Hmm. What for?
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