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If you ever need reassurance that you’re smart I’ll share the fact I found out rice isn’t a noodle and it’s actually a plant literally last year

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i truly fear it is a matter of time before tumblr succumbs to nannymode as well. we must post as many celebrity death threats as possible before then

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this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

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... Y'know what, sure. why not

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I wish there were different words for the different types of forgetting because  when I say I forgot something, I don’t mean “I forgot we had plans on Friday.” I almost always mean “I forgot today was Friday.” I know my friend’s birthday is on March 20th, but I won’t wish her happy birthday on time because I won’t know it’s March 20th on March 20th. My forgetfulness has nothing to do with not caring about/remembering events and everything to do with my inability to keep up with the passage of time.

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A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.

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why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

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hmmm

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i can’t believe, 14 years later, we are presented with the greatest Bushism ever realized