thatwinglessthing
thatwinglessthing
Retired Circus Magician
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Be on your guard, this man is a wizard. || icon by @layalu
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thatwinglessthing · 30 minutes ago
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Limited time commission discounts till 10 July 2025.
I have found myself in a bit of a pickle. I had laser eye correction, so now i am out of money for my vacation that starts in a few days. Reblogs would be very appreciated.
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More information is in my commission page.
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thatwinglessthing · 2 hours ago
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the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water
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thatwinglessthing · 3 hours ago
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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care
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thatwinglessthing · 4 hours ago
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the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person
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thatwinglessthing · 4 hours ago
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drink my concoction boy
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thatwinglessthing · 4 hours ago
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thatwinglessthing · 4 hours ago
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maru!
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thatwinglessthing · 4 hours ago
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@heniareth our sillies >:3
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thatwinglessthing · 4 hours ago
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first set of revenges! >:3
characters belong to Habromania, Stiinkystiinkyrat, and Baylx
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thatwinglessthing · 7 hours ago
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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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thatwinglessthing · 8 hours ago
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who's this pokemon??
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thatwinglessthing · 8 hours ago
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@layalu it's the amazing boar boy in pixel form!!!
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thatwinglessthing · 9 hours ago
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Ich liebe es, herauszufinden warum Wochentage so heissen. Im Deutschen macht das ja sehr sinn;
am Sonntag scheint die Sonne, am Montag steht herr Mohn vor der Tür, am Dienstag hag man Dienst, am Mittwoch ist Mitte der Woche, am Donnerstag donnert es, am Freitag hat man frei und am Samstag kommt das Sams :)
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thatwinglessthing · 10 hours ago
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To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton
My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky
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thatwinglessthing · 10 hours ago
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Ringside
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thatwinglessthing · 11 hours ago
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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast
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