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the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water
#YES THANK YOU#its also kind of insane how ive seen the talk of White Culture/Lack Of Culture TM and stuff like that spreading#to outside of the u.s.#especially among younger ppl/ppl who are very online#who will start to apply this to themselves/their own countries#and its just like. woah wait hold up buddy. you are getting several things VERY wrong right now#this is not how this works#and it is frustrating as hell that all of this is seeping into so many other western countries too#because it makes talking abt social issues that are relevant to US so much harder#because people will adapt to this really ''american'' mindset because it is fucking Everywhere in media & on the internet#and like. its not even true for the u.s.! its even less true for us!!!#<- prev you are so so right#misc
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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care
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the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person
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@heniareth our sillies >:3
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first set of revenges! >:3
characters belong to Habromania, Stiinkystiinkyrat, and Baylx
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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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who's this pokemon??
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@layalu it's the amazing boar boy in pixel form!!!
#omg! i know that guy!!!!#the moss on the boar??? looks so good????#and the vines on the frame!!#friend oc: Alder#The Watcher#Pillars of Eternity
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Ich liebe es, herauszufinden warum Wochentage so heissen. Im Deutschen macht das ja sehr sinn;
am Sonntag scheint die Sonne, am Montag steht herr Mohn vor der Tür, am Dienstag hag man Dienst, am Mittwoch ist Mitte der Woche, am Donnerstag donnert es, am Freitag hat man frei und am Samstag kommt das Sams :)
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To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton
My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky
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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast
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