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When you're so peeved with your maid that you pull a Violet Beauregard and start turning into a blueberry
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Gideon making a hermitcraft snail song and releasing it the same day as wildlife session 3:
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tfw you're a werewolf with bad eyesight who can't tell the difference between hard candy and the moon
Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling
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Coincidentally it's also what my piss stream looks like when I forget to hydrate and eat a garlic-heavy curry
In case you need it for your D&D games or siege actions— here's what the ballistic trajectory of a flaming pumpkin fired out of a trebuchet looks like.
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My girlfriend after my closeted homoromantic asexual ass has been ploughing her for three hours to no avail
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Images on the second page of Tumblr search be like
#trains#vending machines#animaniacs#digimon#pokemon#why do you disgusting whores tag your whore pics with these tags? fuck you and your gross monster holes
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me when people use the term "omegaverse"
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me when the anime for boys features mainly boys
I think the only gal character of any note in this movie just got killed.
I’ve love Digimon X-Evolution but yeah…the cast shouldn’t be almost literally all guys. :/
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men you can smell from twenty feet away when the anti-societal expectation movie does a sequel that goes against societal expectation
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Relatable social media posts of the cycle
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me when my fridge says its 3c but the milk is clearly room temperature
I'm not arguing with a man who's tall and made of metal. Whatever you say, gorgeous.
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